Buffalo Chialkt wrote:
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 01:21:24 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> ><mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> >>
> >>"Who knows how to find the area of a parallelogram?" asked the
> >>instructor.
> >>"When was it lost?" I asked.
> >
> >FWIW, next week's lesson is how to trapezoid.
>
> Cube: a square rube.
Cuba: Line of sheep.
Cuban: A ban on lines.
I know acute woman.
Ramparts work best if they are substantial.
Boxer Rebellion: A group from northern China claimed they
could scare off the British by running around in their
skivvies.
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
Skivvy: Vampire underwear.
Already done - when I said it was Chinese men rebelling against their
government for telling them which kind of underpants to wear!
Ramparts: Often seen hanging up in a butcher's wondow.
Acute woman? You mean she's only there for an instant now and again. She
must be a very fast runner! Don't you wonder where she's bean sometimes?
Anyway. Buy Nothing Day?? You must be joking.
After spending over the last three weeks, £60 on a warm heavy luxury
dressing down and two thermal vests, £269 on a new Zanussi cooker, £103 on a
top-class Le Creuset frying pan and saucepan to go with it, £48.90 on a De
Longhi deep fat fryer, and now £88 on a Canon printer, for me there's no
such thing as a buy nothing day.
The printer prints very good Canons as well. Nice and sharp and the colours
are bright and accurate - and you can see right down the muzzles as well!
If this is living like a poverty-stricken pensioner, I'm afraid I'm not very
good at it. Praps there's a book I should buy that'll tell me how to do it.
Muzzle Tov! Unless you're a kheled gadol, but who is?