'70s radio "12 days of Christmas" parody?

[Brian Link]

I just got back from doing a Target commercial featuring a parody of
"the Twelve Days of Christmas". As we were repeating it for the
hundredth time, I remembered a send-up that was performed by, I think,
some drive-time or early-morning jocks.

The only things I can remember are "2 happy hickeys and the bird as I
chased her round the tree". Anyone remember this?

Dunno if it was the creation of local folks, or a Dr. Demento parody.
Thanks for any ideas

BLink
"It must be very strange to be President Bush.
A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance
approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to
notice. He is like a great painter or musician
who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one
masterpiece after another to a reception that,
when not bored, is hostile."