Fwd: [delapanduaribu] Fwd: Ah Beng
Fritz Nuzir
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> Subject: [delapanduaribu] Fwd: Ah Beng
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> Have a beautiful sunday!
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> -Labukecil-
> *yang lagi dapat pencerahan
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> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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> Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U
> have come again.
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> Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except
> the TV in my house."
> Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
> Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
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> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
> erases the board.
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> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
> forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other
> hand it would be hot.
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> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
> He picks it up and Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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> Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
> Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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> Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
> Servant: "It's already raining."
> Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
> not in the morning
> Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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