Fwd: SERMON FROM OLD ELDER
ROSE KIVUTI
From: Stellah Abeba <stella...@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 04:52:42 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: SERMON FROM OLD ELDER
To: Walter Nzaka <walte...@yahoo.com>, Kevin abeba Anyoka
<kevina...@yahoo.com>
Cc: "ken...@yahoo.com" <ken...@yahoo.com>, "kivut...@gmail.com"
<kivut...@gmail.com>, agnes muthoka <age...@yahoo.com>,
"vin...@yahoo.co.uk" <vin...@yahoo.co.uk>,
"aranchab...@yahoo.com" <aranchab...@yahoo.com>
An Elder was asked to preach for a Sunday church service.
>His sermon was as follows:
>Dear brothers and sisters,
>Today I want to talk about a piece of meat.
>That piece of meat that separates brothers and sisters!!
>That piece of meat that causes husbands and wife's to divorce!!
>That piece of meat that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!
>That piece of meat that causes women to fight with women,
>brothers to fight with brothers!!
>It is that piece of meat that IS more outside than inside and
>sometimes more inside than outside!!
>Beloved brothers and sisters, IT IS that piece that can give so
>much PLEASURE but at the end it brings a lot of PAIN!
>It is that piece of meat that, depending on the moods,
>sometimes it is long, sometimes it is short.
>Beloved brother and sisters, that's the piece of meat that
>I want to talk to you about.
>I can guess what is going on in your dirty mind now!!!!!!!
>That piece of meat is..........................
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>The TONGUE, dear brothers and sisters.....the TONGUE!
eva
Hahahahahaha waar enyewe nimepatikana! My mind was farthest, tsk tsk tsk
Grace Maina
Even the toungue can be dirrrty.....tihihi#runs to hide.
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Lucy Kagonia
Grace Maina
Mmmmhhhh TMGirl. Niiice!
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Carolyne Kioria
TMGirl I can c u nodding ur head ...
Grace Maina
Lol
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