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[Missed Knight]

 

 

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3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 



A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks

 extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

 

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 

Love your friends not their sisters..

Love your sisters not their friends.


Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



If you do NOT have a Girl Friend..

You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend ..

You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

 

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.