Covering all the bases . . .
Donna
GIANTS LOSE
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GIANTS...
9:59 PM (25 minutes ago)
GIANTS WIN
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Stan (the Man)
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That game will arguably be considered the greatest Super Bowl game ever
played. You couldn't have written a more exciting game. Not to mention the
fact that the brisket sandwiches were to die for (so, I won't mention it).
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Stan
$Zero
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> Donna <donna.demedi...@gmail.com> wrote in news:47a68610$0$29782
> $ec3e2...@news.usenetmonster.com:
>
> > My my NY Post RSS feed:
>
> > GIANTS LOSE
> > from NY Post: All by POST STAFF REPORTS
> > GIANTS...
>
> > 9:59 PM (25 minutes ago)
> > GIANTS WIN
> > from NY Post: All by POST WIRE SERVICES
> > GIANTS...
>
> That game will arguably be considered the greatest Super Bowl game ever
> played. You couldn't have written a more exciting game. Not to mention the
> fact that the brisket sandwiches were to die for (so, I won't mention it).
imagine the poor fools who bet with the odds and took New England to
win outright, figuring that they could make an easy 25% return on
their money.
last time i looked, they had to bet $4.20 to win $1.00.
so they took their last forty-two thousand dollars out of the bank to
try to make a quick and easy ten grand.
the day before the game:
"Don't worry, Honey, it's almost a sure bet!"
"The oddsmaker told me I was getting a great value."
what a roller coaster ride, huh?
announcer: "Giants rack up 3 points!"
shit.
"Don't worry, Honey, the Patriots are favored
to win by 12 points! That's why I had to lay
down $4.20 to win a minor $1.00."
a bit later:
announcer: "Patriots rack up 7 points!"
yeah, baby!
"See, Honey? So what are we gonna
do with that extra ten grand?"
a bit later:
announcer: "Giants pull ahead!"
fuck!
...
a bit later:
announcer: "Patriots pull ahead!"
thank you, Jesus!
...
a bit later:
announcer: "Giants pull ahead!"
no.
etc. etc.
only to end up losing the whole forty-two thousand at the end of the
game.
"Honey?
Honey?...
why are you packing the bags?
wait... there's still one second left!"
-$Zero...
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Sylvia
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