i unwrapped the box and discovered a wallet.
cool.
i needed a new wallet.
so i pull out my old one to start transferring the photographs, my
driver's license, my Sam's Club card, etc..
and what do i find in the new wallet?
fifty thousand dollars in cash.
fifty fucking G's.
whoa.
money never looked so good to moi.
later, dudes.
-$Zero...
a typical Christmas Day for young Jesus
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