born into slavery

[$Zero]

born into slavery

a homeless criminal

in America

land of the free?

nope.

land of the landlords.

-$Zero...

the best thing about being a writer -- part XCIX
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[Piet de Arcilla]

On Jul 8, 9:03 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> born into slavery
>
> a homeless criminal

Nobody's born owning a house.

[Mark]

On Jul 8, 9:03 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:

Wot?

Homeless criminal?

Life A -Z

a. stop breaking the law
b. get a job
c. check want ads for roommate needed
d. build enough credit for your own apt.
e. run ad for a roommate
f. get better job
g. buy house no money down in distressed market
h. run ad for roommate
i. build equity
j.borrow low interest money
k.get good car
l..move in hot chick with good job
m. kick out roommate, get married
n. save money in seperate accounts
o. start lucrative business
p. wife quits job, runs business
q. save shitload of money
r. buy rental propety
s. pay off business
t. pay off rental property
u. save more money
v. divorce wife
w.give her the business
x.give her primary house
y.take cash and move in rental property
z.retire and travel with new girlfriend

******

[danger...@gmail.com]

On Jul 8, 9:27 am, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> a. stop breaking the law

...

> z.retire and travel with new girlfriend

Nobody told me it was that easy. Now it's 50 years too late.

Or you could do it the American way.

a. Screw around until you're in your twenties. Let Dad take care of
any trouble you get into.
b. Completely fuck up college and everything else you do. Dad will
make up the loss.
c. Run for Governor. Screw up Texas.
d. Run for President. Screw up country.
e. Tour the country charging $1000 a plate to tell people how you
accomplished it all.

DB

[Grand Mal]

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DB

Missed the screwed-up military service between 'a' and 'c', but a nice
summary otherwise.

[Mark]

On Jul 8, 12:42 pm, "dangerousb...@gmail.com"

Do you see the genius here?

This is it.- People will pay anything for a good
Barbque pork plate, with slaw,beans, fries, and
sweet tea refills.

********

[Mark]

On Jul 8, 12:42 pm, "dangerousb...@gmail.com"
<dangerousb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Nobody told me it was that easy. Now it's 50 years too late.

> DB

Actually, it may not be too late.

How strong a swimmer are you?

********

[$Zero]

America, land of the landlords.

...

born into slavery

a homeless criminal

in America

land of the free?

nope.

land of the landlords.

-$Zero...

$30 Lottery Tickets!
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[$Zero]

On Jul 8, 12:27 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jul 8, 9:03 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > born into slavery
>
> > a homeless criminal
>
> > in America
>
> > land of the free?
>
> > nope.
>
> > land of the landlords.
>
> > -$Zero...
>
> >   the best thing about being a writer -- part XCIX
> >  http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/fbe350a2924baefe
>
> Wot?
>
> Homeless criminal?
>
>    Life A -Z
>
> a. stop breaking the law

America, land of the landlords.

> b. get a job

born into slavery

a homeless criminal

in America

land of the free?

nope.

land of the landlords.

-$Zero...

$30 Lottery Tickets!
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/1c477cb50ffa6412

[$Zero]

On Jul 8, 11:35 am, Piet de Arcilla <dearci...@gmail.com> wrote:

um, not true.

...

just thought i should clear up that silliness for you.

just for the record.

-$Zero...

real writers don't give a flying fuck what real writers do.
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