The Rules of Chocolate
Holly C. Sumner
chocolate... but we sure do talk about it enough. I've noticed the
same thing here. Smart people!
>If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
>you're eating it too slowly.
>
>Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
>strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
>want.
>
>The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
>from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the
>parking lot.
>
>Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
>take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
>
>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
>of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
>will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
>
>If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
>chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
>counteract each other?
>
>Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
>
>Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
>make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat
>more chocolate.
>
>Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
>do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
>
>A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
>intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
>
>If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
>freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's
>wrong with you?
>
>If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control
>top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be
>devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
>
>
Smiles,
Holly
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Kathie M.
>I received this on a listserve I run. Our topic isn't about
>chocolate... but we sure do talk about it enough. I've noticed the
>same thing here. Smart people!
>
Bah.
There are no rules.
Kathie
The Chocolate Lady
News Flash, kmey...@yahoo.com (Kathie M.) reported:
I'm afraid that Holly made a mistake in the subject header.
It should read:
Chocolate Rules!
There.
That's better.
The Chocolate Lady (Davida Chazan)
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Jerry Kindall
(The Chocolate Lady) wrote:
> On Tue, 05 Jan 1999 18:02:23 GMT during the misc.writing Community
> News Flash, kmey...@yahoo.com (Kathie M.) reported:
>
> >In article <3692d19a...@news.cybertours.com>,
> >ho...@please-no-spam-hollys.com (Holly C. Sumner) wrote:
> >>I received this on a listserve I run. Our topic isn't about
> >>chocolate... but we sure do talk about it enough. I've noticed the
> >>same thing here. Smart people!
> >
> >Bah.
> >
> >There are no rules.
> >
>
> I'm afraid that Holly made a mistake in the subject header.
>
> It should read:
>
> Chocolate Rules!
It should say,
Ch0c0l8 r000000lz, d000dz!
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