the critics.
the whiny, spec[k]-obsessed, substance-depraved, mirror-adoring, self-
loathing, talent-barren, authority-kissing, power-grubbing critics.
indeed, they are the source of such an abundance of free material one
almost feels obliged.
-$Zero...
the best thing about being a writer -- part IX
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