CONTEST -- funniest two-word jokes of all time
$Zero
categories:
a noun and a verb
an adjective and a noun
a verb and an adverb
a compound noun
other
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CONTEST -- funniest one-word joke of all time
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/48d7e32ce8b0ab37
Bill Penrose
Delicious haggis.
Seeing as the word 'haggis' by itself is enough to get everyone
doubled over.
DB
Pies de Arcilla
lutefisk!
$Zero
"Haggis is the food of the gods."
-- Alan Hope
May 10, 2004
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5fb6f3313cb31e55
so anyway, we now have a nomination for the "adjective noun" category.
> Seeing as the word 'haggis' by itself is enough to get everyone
> doubled over.
that word seriously scares Alan.
hence why we're all still waiting for his expert Scottish essay on the
poem.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/bd84b13fedab0164
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CONTEST -- funniest two-word jokes of all time
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/788c41e04c2ddf64
Bill Penrose
> > Seeing as the word 'haggis' by itself is enough to get everyone
> > doubled over.
I didn't mean 'doubled over with laughter', necessarily.
The other two-word joke is 'canned haggis' (an actual product).
DB
Cleverly done
"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> CONTEST -- funniest two-word jokes of all time
>
> categories:
>
> a noun and a verb
>
> an adjective and a noun
>
> a verb and an adverb
>
> a compound noun
>
> other
>
>
> -$Zero...
Al Gore
boots
>On Feb 3, 3:27?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
>> On Feb 3, 10:34 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Delicious haggis.
>
> "Haggis is the food of the gods."
> -- Alan Hope
> May 10, 2004
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5fb6f3313cb31e55
The man is obviously quite confused, just a day or two he was saying
that bone marrow is the food of the gods... frankly I suspect that
he's having some metal problems related to what imaginary people eat.
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just write it