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$Zero

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Mar 29, 2009, 6:37:48 AM3/29/09
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i need to straighten up my office space a bit, so...

i'll be back to mw in about 15 years.

can anyone else relate to this?

-$Zero...

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I.B.Larfin

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Mar 29, 2009, 7:39:45 AM3/29/09
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"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote:

>i need to straighten up my office space a bit, so...
>
>i'll be back to mw in about 15 years.
>
>can anyone else relate to this?

You're probably the only true slob here.

--
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-- Washington Hogwallop

danger...@gmail.com

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Mar 29, 2009, 12:48:16 PM3/29/09
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On Mar 29, 4:39 am, I.B.Larfin <stutstutter...@theclowns.net> wrote:

> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >i need to straighten up my office space a bit, so...
>
> >i'll be back to mw in about 15 years.
>
> >can anyone else relate to this?
>
> You're probably the only true slob here.

I think not.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=124517596&albumId=1463964
or
http://tinyurl.com/25tssv

Hope this link works, or you need a myspace signon.

DB

I.B.Larfin

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Mar 29, 2009, 1:55:19 PM3/29/09
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danger...@gmail.com wrote:

I said "slob" not "utter pig", and you're not authorized to have so
little gray hair at your age, bastard.

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only $5 per tsantsa. Cash, before you're shrunk.

$Zero

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Mar 29, 2009, 1:28:47 PM3/29/09
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On Mar 29, 12:48 pm, dangerousb...@gmail.com wrote:

> On Mar 29, 4:39 am, I.B.Larfin <stutstutter...@theclowns.net> wrote:
> > "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >i need to straighten up my office space a bit, so...
>
> > >i'll be back to mw in about 15 years.
>
> > >can anyone else relate to this?
>
> > You're probably the only true slob here.
>
> I think not.
>
> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=124517596&albumId=1463964
> or
> http://tinyurl.com/25tssv

compared to moi, you're a fricken' neat freak.

> Hope this link works, or you need a myspace signon.

i've got about ten of those.

one for each "failed" project.

but i didn't need to sign on to view your fun pictures.

of course, the myspace cookie (or whatever) might have pic viewing
possible without logging in.


-$Zero...

i feel like writing a poem. and so i will.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/7982aa5832373c51

$Zero

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Mar 29, 2009, 1:47:54 PM3/29/09
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On Mar 29, 1:55 pm, I.B.Larfin <stutstutter...@theclowns.net> wrote:

> dangerousb...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Mar 29, 4:39 am, I.B.Larfin <stutstutter...@theclowns.net> wrote:
> >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >i need to straighten up my office space a bit, so...
>
> >> >i'll be back to mw in about 15 years.
>
> >> >can anyone else relate to this?
>
> >> You're probably the only true slob here.
>
> >I think not.
>
> >http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=124517596&albumId=1463964
> >or
> >http://tinyurl.com/25tssv
>
> >Hope this link works, or you need a myspace signon.
>
> >DB
>
> I said "slob" not "utter pig", and you're not authorized to have so
> little gray hair at your age, bastard.

i've got more gray hair in my beard than he does on his whole head and
i'm only 47.

which is partly why i'm clean-shaven most of the time these days.

it takes at least twenty years off the look.

of course, the increasingly balding head adds them back on for the
most part, so it's kind of a wash.

however, the beard also tends to promote that homeless derelict dude
appearance, which doesn't work out too well when meeting with
investors and bankers and whatnot, so... lathering up the Barbasol has
become almost routine.

-$Zero...

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I.B.Larfin

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Mar 29, 2009, 2:52:45 PM3/29/09
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"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote:

What's really disgusting is that my FIL is 83 and his hair is less
gray than DB's.

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Mar 29, 2009, 10:35:16 PM3/29/09
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