Re: Last minute pricing/Mark(ie) Trolls The Cruise Newsgruppe !!!

Franklin >

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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:20:34 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

> On Dec 15, 5:44�pm, Jeffrey Bloss <jeffreybl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I'm not sure whether it is the spirit of the regs themselves that say
>> if you know you have a medically limiting condition, then you should
>> apply for bargain fares. lol
>>
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> You're not sure of a lot of things, asswipe.

Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do shit anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

*Obese* - "I have my own weight issues...5'3", 375 lbs."
~misc.news.internet.discuss

*Batman-like Security Expert w/ Advanced DogoVideo* - And as to Federal
employees...no one can get within a quarter mile of me without a
warrant. I'm very hard to access and my critter cameras record
everything that happens around here." -misc.writing

*Troll/Forger* - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting
http://tinyurl.com/yhjqja6

*Whose Deeply In Love With Himself* - "I hung a new big mirror in the
bathroom the other day. Then I hung another mirror behind me on the
opposite wall. Now I can't stop standing in between and looking down my
infinite replication tunnel". ~misc.writing

*Multi-National Saviour* - "I saved a lot of people of many different
ethnicities." ~misc.writing

*Yet A Crazed Muslim Slaughtering Slobfukker* - Three thousand people
were minding their own business. Women, children, friendly Americans.
Then the WORLD TRADE CENTER towers crashed and slammed to the ground in
a FIRE of MURDER by coward muslims. Now...We're gonna KILL YOU
motherfuckers if it takes 100 years. Because we're AMERICANS. We are
the top dogs of the world. And the muslims are gonna pay one million
times over if we have to kill every fucking one of you. Locked and
loaded, Mark." ~misc.writing

*Who Flounts The Deaths Of Children* - "LOL! That looks like a "before"
picture from the Saddam Hussein playbook. Can you say collateral
damage?" ~misc.writing
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/1282100811_95071af095.jpg

*Philosopher* - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic "There are some things worse than death.
Which is worse, being born, or dying? Both are natural." "I think youth
is a miserable time, except when you look back on it. Then it gets all
sparklie and rosie. "Is eternal life similar to "rollover minutes?"
~alt.atheism,alt.support.depression.manic

*A Deity?* - "I think there is a God. I'm pretty sure I'm not him."
~sci.physics.relativity

*Knows Eternity* - I pretty much agree with your assessment in the
first place about the MAGNITUDE of our final eternity, where ever it is.
Pretty much beyond of the scope of most folk's imagination.
I don't have any questions though. ~sci.physics.relativity

*Leads The Perfect Life* - I worried a HELL of lot more when I was 25
than I do today. In fact, I don't worry at all!" ~alt.quotations

*BiPolar Prozac-Drugged FukkNutzoid* - "Now I find that Prozac makes me
a fairly pleasant individual. I take a measly 600mg lithium however I'm
usually pretty "up", but that's more a state I developed after years of
conditioning. In other words, LOL, misery." "Its really less about how
we got this way, and more about who we're going to become." "A
spirochete. Rapidly spreading across the world, causing people to act
bipolar. " ~alt.support.depression.manic

*Yet Lies About Medications* - Fortunately I don't have to take
prescription meds. You know, clean livin', non smoker, non drinker."
~misc.writing

*But Capable Of Self-Diagnosis* - "...intensify other psychiatric
syndromes such as post-traumatic stress disorder, dissociative
disorders, borderline personality, and narcissistic personality
disorders. Sound Familiar? *******Mark of the Forest
~alt.support.depression.manic

*And A Mental Health "Expert"* - "If a beehive is agitated, you'll have
a mess on your hands. You're probably gonna get stung, so call in the
professionals. They dress in white and methodically approach the hive.
Then, they blow smoke up the bees ass, which calms them down. Now you
can
handle the situation. This is how mental health works". *******Mark of
the Forest ~alt.support.depression.manic

*Extensive Business Background...Around Pools* - "I've had a long and
extensive career in the lifeguard and swimming pool industry."
~misc.writing

*Yet Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy* - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

*Brilliance...In His Own Mind* - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

*Founder of Art Academy* - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the
arts in my name..." ~misc.writing

*National Politician and Grand Entrepreneur* - "convincing the chairman
of the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin. check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

*Loved By Celebrities* - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

*Cuntsman* - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy stole her
boyfriend's car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

*Zoological Scientific Genius* - You did know that in Junior high school
I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America? I was a herpetologist by
age 15...

*Teenaged Painter* - ...the same time I began to sell my cubist
paintings. ~rec.aviation.piloting

*Artist Of Wealth and Genius Extraordinaire* - "You can call yourself a
creative genius when you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/. I have the
originals safely stored away too. All these pieces were commissioned
before they were started, and they represent thousands of dollars in
revenue. They were all done by the same artist. Me. ~misc.writing

*Paranormal Animal Communicator* - "The gruff loud voice cried out,
"Mark! Mark! Mark!" over
and over. My heart nearly stopped with fear as the voice reached the
back of my feet. Spinning around there it was! I'd never seen a
hair-lipped dog before. He barked again,"Mark! Mark!".
~alt.religion.kibology

*One Person Anti-Terrorist Usenet Nutzo* - "Look here boyo...if you or
anyone else puts a muslim
propaganda post here, I'm gonna put 10 posts against it. If you put ten,
I'll put a hundred. If you put a hundred, I'll put a thousand. So tell
your sandnigger friends they're responsible for the ANTI campaign that
follows". ~misc.writing

*Followed By This Mark(ie) Racist "Gem"* - "Muhammed was a camel fucking
warlord that couldn't
get along with his own family. Islam is an ignorant knock-off religion
of Christianity. Go build a plane out of Elmer's glue, and hit 20k ft.
Merry Christmas rag head." ~rec.aviation.piloting

*Pilot/Estate Plans* - "Im going to buy a plane"..."I'm training to be a
pilot" (2007-to date, no license).."I'm going to buy an estate and put
in a landing strip"...". "While there were some structural mishaps on
several of the Zodiac light sport planes, I gotta say the jury is
still out for me" (the FAA has grounded this plane months
ago).~rec.aviation.piloting

*Master Builder, Homebuilt Plane Expert and DIYerselfer* - "The more I
learn about building airplanes, the less I want to buy something sealed
in fiberglass, or covered in sheet metal 30 yrs. ago. Mark, one who
wired and plumbed his own house. ~rec.aviation.homebuilt

*But Ready To Order!* - And, a lot of kit planes end up under dusty
tarps unfinished too.
It's a jet...the price is about 39k. I'm ready to order.
~rec.aviation.piloting 28Dec *2008*
http://www.lhaviation.com/site_frame/pages_en/Farnborough2008_en.htm

*Audiophilic Scientist For MIT* - "Doesn't work like that and I know
from my work at MIT on the Jupiter speech synthesis engines."
~alt.christnet.theology

*Favourite Foods* - "Grilled rattler with beans, and a big cold glass of
cougar milk. Cactus thorn for a tooth pick." ~misc.writing

*Writer For The Ages* - "Now as I bid you ado for the day, my advice is
to live in the moment, and find yourself. You might even want to go look
for America. ~alt.quotations

*Mark(ie) Speaks His From The Depths Of His (Black) Heart* - "Fradulence
doesn't work for me." ~rec.aviation.homebuilt

*Google Profile And Personal Notes* - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still
attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em
dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always
a very wise fool...with a Giant penis."

,alt.slack,sci.physics.relativity,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
--
Think first! Before you book a cruise from a two bit lying sleazeball
who uses Usenet as free SPAMADVERTISING ground and for purposeful
attempts at personal character assassination. Are you next? Think twice
before booking with Ray Goldenberg. http://tr.im/hlJv

Gezellig

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:37:58 PM12/25/09

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The goof is everywhere, everywhere I tell you!

G

Mark

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:40:38 PM12/25/09

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On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:37:58 -0500, Gezellig wrote:

> The goof is everywhere, everywhere I tell you!
>
> G

That's ok, this only helps me to enhance my new thesis on: DETAILS OF
LIFE AFTER BIRTH: DOES IT EXIST? It's waaaaaaaaay over you head Pointy.

There are many theories on life after birth, most of them just crude
representations of the REALITY concept. First though, we must define
when does life begin? The Baptists say it occurs at the moment of
conception. The Pro-choice movement defines life as having occured once
the baby has left the womb. And the Jewish community offically
recognizes the inception of life at the moment you graduate from
medical school.

Now birth itself traditionally has been acknowledged once a BABY DADDY
is established, or the hospital mails an invoice to the responsible
party. Regardless of who steps forward it remains to be seen if there
is a differentiation between LIFE and EXISTENCE. In my book I speak of
"key indicators" which reveal the existence of life or nonlife after
birth. For example, we can look to the thread count of one's sheets, or
if they drink wine from a bottle, or...a box. Do they watch PBS or
wrestling? Etc...

(to be continued...LIFE AFTER BIRTH?)
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/

Dr. HotSalt

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:26:24 PM12/25/09

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On Dec 25, 12:40 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:37:58 -0500, Gezellig wrote:
> > The goof is everywhere, everywhere I tell you!
>
> > G
>
> That's ok, this only helps me to enhance my new thesis on: DETAILS OF
> LIFE AFTER BIRTH: DOES IT EXIST? It's waaaaaaaaay over you head Pointy.

Matt Groening already covered this, Binky.

> There are many theories on life after birth, most of them just crude
> representations of the REALITY concept. First though, we must define
> when does life begin? The Baptists say it occurs at the moment of
> conception. The Pro-choice movement defines life as having occured once
> the baby has left the womb. And the Jewish community offically
> recognizes the inception of life at the moment you graduate from
> medical school.

Bullshit. What about life before birth? Ova and sperm develop from
stem cells that are the direct result of divisions of the organism's
origin, a fertilized ovum. That ovum is the result of a fusion of an
ovum and a sperm, which are the direct results of... &etc. all the way
back to Mitochondrial Eve.

There is no "when does life begin".

> Now birth itself traditionally has been acknowledged once a BABY DADDY
> is established, or the hospital mails an invoice to the responsible
> party. Regardless of who steps forward it remains to be seen if there
> is a differentiation between LIFE and EXISTENCE. In my book I speak of
> "key indicators" which reveal the existence of life or nonlife after
> birth. For example, we can look to the thread count of one's sheets, or
> if they drink wine from a bottle, or...a box. Do they watch PBS or
> wrestling? Etc...

I sleep on flannel sheets.

I don't drink... wine.

I watch both PBS and wrestling. Not at the same time, but still.

> (to be continued...LIFE AFTER BIRTH?)

IWPTA "live afterbirth". I'm trying desperately not to visualize a
placenta crawling away from the mother and baby, and failing. Yeuch.

Dr. HotSalt

Tiger Would

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:45:29 PM12/25/09

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At least I don't waste my time photoshopping kidney
stones.
--
tiger

Gezellig

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:52:07 PM12/25/09

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On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:40:38 -0500, Mark wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:37:58 -0500, Gezellig wrote:
>
>> The goof is everywhere, everywhere I tell you!
>>
>> G
>
> That's ok, this only helps me to enhance my new thesis on: DETAILS OF
> LIFE AFTER BIRTH: DOES IT EXIST? It's waaaaaaaaay over you head Pointy.
>
> There are many theories on life after birth, most of them just crude
> representations of the REALITY concept. First though, we must define
> when does life begin? The Baptists say it occurs at the moment of
> conception. The Pro-choice movement defines life as having occured once
> the baby has left the womb. And the Jewish community offically
> recognizes the inception of life at the moment you graduate from
> medical school.
>
> Now birth itself traditionally has been acknowledged once a BABY DADDY
> is established, or the hospital mails an invoice to the responsible
> party. Regardless of who steps forward it remains to be seen if there
> is a differentiation between LIFE and EXISTENCE. In my book I speak of
> "key indicators" which reveal the existence of life or nonlife after
> birth. For example, we can look to the thread count of one's sheets, or
> if they drink wine from a bottle, or...a box. Do they watch PBS or
> wrestling? Etc...
>
> (to be continued...LIFE AFTER BIRTH?)

*Quotes From Mark(ie)'s "Tiger Would" Sock Puppet*:

*First, Mark(ie) The Ever-Idiot Outs Himself!* -
http://tinyurl.com/yhc5tfr or
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.kibology/msg/4290367955e70022?hl=en&dmode=source>

- I'm not a pseudo-anonymous poster. I'm an actual anonymous poster. I'm
not "Mark" even though our Google Accounts are the same." "I know what
it is to draw the attention of educators, and be selected for I.Q.
testing and advanced placement". "History's greatest religious leaders?
Only Jesus stands out. Muhammed was a warlord". "I find most
psychiatrists to be unbalanced, often alcoholics and pathological
introverts". "I don't have a degree in physics, so maybe if I did then
this "genius" thing which I've been assigned might be put to better use
on this subject.I have a gift for looking past the obvious and
discussing the abstract". "I'm 54 years old and am well aware of what
schizophrenia is, and it's various manifestations apart from other
psychological abberations". ~sci.philosophy.tech

*"Tiger's" Ultra-Heavy Drug Use* - "I've taken LSD hundreds of times and
walked in an alternate reality yet always returned to my normal boring
self. I've been trying to tie God and Science together all my life".
"You can always order your medicine over the internet from third world
countries."~ sci.philosophy.tech

*"Tiger (Mark(ie) Would" Know Languages Too!* - "In Russian, bear means
honey-eater." ~sci.lang

*Mark(ie) "Tiger" on Relativism* - "This is relativism distilled to it's
pure essence is like
a sun-baked dog turd. ~alt.philosophy

*"Tiger" Mark(ie) Hides/Trolls and Spreads His Own Style Of Racism* - "I
doubt the dogs dislike for negros was based on a previous experience.
Most dogs don't like black people." ~alt.religion.kibology

Gezellig

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:52:23 PM12/25/09

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*Quotes From Mark(ie)'s "Tiger Would" Sock Puppet*:

Dr. HotSalt

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Dec 26, 2009, 12:51:09 AM12/26/09

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If I *had* photoshopped them, they'd look better.

Dr. HotSalt

Mark Edwards

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:09:08 AM12/26/09

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Tiger Would <theoreticalfo...@aol.com> wrote:
>> At least I don't waste my time photoshopping kidney stones.

No cluons were harmed when Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> If I *had* photoshopped them, they'd look better.

But how did they taste? Also, crunchy or not-crunchy? The world awaits
these answers, with baited breath.

Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

Franklin

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:10:28 PM12/26/09

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Gezellig wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:45:29 -0500, Tiger Would wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:26:24 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>>
>>> On Dec 25, 12:40�pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:37:58 -0500, Gezellig wrote:
>>>>> The goof is everywhere, everywhere I tell you!
>>>>

How do you tell Mark and "Tiger Would" are the same person?

Dr. HotSalt

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:21:53 PM12/26/09

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On Dec 26, 3:09 am, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwa...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Tiger Would <theoreticalfo...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> At least I don't waste my time photoshopping kidney stones.
>
> No cluons were harmed when Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>
> > If I *had* photoshopped them, they'd look better.
>
> But how did they taste? Also, crunchy or not-crunchy? The world awaits
> these answers, with baited breath.

Sadly, Mr. Happy is not equipped with taste buds, and the ones I do
have were not utilized. From the clacking noises made when I dropped
the rock and the flakes onto the microscope sample holder thingy I'm
gonna guess they're crunchy, but again I didn't actually test them for
that.

I sent the damnthings to The Lab for appropriate tortur^H^Hanalysis.
Maybe they'll test them for such things.

Everybody (that gives a rat's ass), let your breath off the hook
until I get the results back.

Dr. HotSalt

Samuel Luter (N4469P)

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:26:26 AM12/28/09

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Dr HotSalt, I am intrigued. Can you tell me what your nname means.

Dr. HotSalt

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Dec 28, 2009, 2:34:05 PM12/28/09

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On Dec 28, 4:26 am, "Samuel Luter (N4469P)" <samuellu...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> Dr HotSalt, I am intrigued. Can you tell me what your name means.

No.
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-
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-
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Oh, all right. I did an Instant Review of Morton HotSalt in ark.
Kibo mocked me, the salt, and a few other things so I took the nym in
celebration of that.

Dr. HotSalt