water on the moon.
$Zero
so they announced today that there's water on the moon!
very cool.
very very cool.
and it only took 40 years to discover it.
at this rate, there should be a McDonald's in the Sea of Tranquility
by the year 3,000.
by then, the dollar menu will be renamed the trillion dollar menu...
and Bill Gate's great great grandchildren will be the only mutants
left in the automated drive thru lane.
but seriously, way to go, NASA!
...
no, i kid the space program.
keep up the good work.
love that Tang, and whatnot.
-$Zero...
if it ain't broke, don't...
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john.ku...@sympatico.ca
I'm sure Remax and Century 21 are looking into it along with Donald
Trump
$Zero
Trump Moon.
yep.
i have no trouble at all picturing him doing the talk show circuit
promoting that baby.
and he won't be waiting until the year 3000, either.
he'll be on Letterman by early next week.
with artist renderings and everything.
"Dave, this is going to be the best moon ever! Golf courses, casinos,
beauty pageants, the whole works! You need to book your visit
_tonight_ because we're already swamped with reservations for visits
to the INCREDIBLE staging area on the dark side of the Trump Moon, and
there's a limited supply of tickets. Yes, I've already got the rights
locked up to the entire lunar surface and atmosphere, plus 25% of the
mining interests. Because I'm such a brilliantly creative
businessman."
-$Zero...
Carrie Prejean, Larry King, and Inappropriateness!
(was: Lou Dobbs, CNN, Sarah Palin, and Oprah!)
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