What who said?
Deck Deckert
Andrew Kelly wrote:
: What Beck says.
Not to be confused with what Deck says.
Deck
Jensen
If Andrew means the Beck quote most prominent in my memory, it certainly
would not be confused with *anything* Deck would say.
jen
Andrew Kelly
Agreed.
I enjoy and respect what Deck posts, and I'd be truly taken aback
if I saw him start saying things like:
choking on a bucket of muscle fuel,
or hairgel burritos,
or pulsing electrifid saliva,
or bargain hunting smurf finger.
Jeez wait, that's not what I meant at all. Ha! A typo!
That's supposed to say "What Becks say". I was talking about
beer. Where'd I come up with that other junk?
Oh right... no, I had it right the first time.
I'm just taunting the gods. They've been pounding the crap out
of me lately, really launching, and I'm starting to get good at
taking a whack. I'm starting to feel bullet-proof and getting a
bit cocky. I don't think they got it in 'em to do me in, and I'm
waving my praaavate parts at their aunties.
The posing wankers, they don't know who they're up against.
They wanna get snooty with me for breaking the rules, HA!!!!
I'll use a black cat to break 13 mirrors under a ladder standing
in spilled salt.
Come and get me you weasels.
Macbeth!
Macbeth!
Macbeth!
I got your rules hangin!
I'm standing, near the table,
and I'm singing,
And (it isn't even covered by your )rew 'ls
What Beck says.
elliemk
Andrew Kelly wrote:
> snip Jen's post
> Agreed.
> I enjoy and respect what Deck posts, and I'd be truly taken aback
> if I saw him start saying things like:
> choking on a bucket of muscle fuel,
> or hairgel burritos,
> or pulsing electrifid saliva,
> or bargain hunting smurf finger.
>
> Jeez wait, that's not what I meant at all. Ha! A typo!
> That's supposed to say "What Becks say". I was talking about
> beer. Where'd I come up with that other junk?
>
> Oh right... no, I had it right the first time.
You're REALLY in trouble big-time for this one.
I think I could sue you for libeling the resident smurf on MW!
Could I? Would I? Should I? All these are terribly pertinent
questions here. "I mean, I meannnnn, there I was just a sittin on the
bench with minding my own business...." (or something like that, thanks
Arlo)
Back to the business of my bargain hunting finger. I DEMAND a public
apology. You were never to tell a soul that I did ALL my Christmas
shopping for under a hundred bucks at my favorite out of the way bargain
hunting places I know in the East Bay and on the web for my MW friends,
lurkers, etc. But did you RESPECT my wishes? Oh, NO, you did not!
I am mortally wounded. I make have to eat some chocolate tonight just
to get over this scandalous information.
I may have to eat TWO pieces of chocolate tonight. And everyone knows
what happens when I eat chocolate...I become a chocolate-covered smurf,
suitable for - well, never mind. JUST NEVER MIND!
I spoke to the smutty smurf lawyer today. He/She said I might just have
a really good case against you in King Arthur's court. HE said you
should look before your fingers leap onto the keyboard typing things
that may RUIN someone's reputation. That's what the SSL said, Buddy.
My advice? You take those words back and eat them for lunch tomorrow,
or I'll send all the lurkers to your door, and then you'll REALLY be
sorry.
Sheesh. I'm in shock. I'm in disbelief. (Can someone be in disbelief?
- oh well, it sounded good.) I'm A Palled. I'm Terri Fried. I'm
wasting Bandana's Width. (So, I guess I'd better quit, before the water
gets under the dam.)
Smurfette (who smiles wickedly at And [Mr. Cunning himself] Rew :)
Wow, I feel so much better now. Maybe I should do this more often --
then I could really be like __________ (Fill in the blanks with your
favorite Flame person!)
Sal
Fiona Webster wrote:
>
> Deck says:
> >Not to be confused with what Deck says.
>
>
> Not very catchy, is it? I like what Beck says better.
Beck article in _Salon_ this week:
http://www.salon1999.com/dec96/beck961216.html
Sal
Nikolaus Strater
> My advice? You take those words back and eat them for lunch tomorrow,
> or I'll send all the lurkers to your door, and then you'll REALLY be
> sorry.
> Sheesh. I'm in shock. I'm in disbelief. (Can someone be in disbelief?
> - oh well, it sounded good.) I'm A Palled. I'm Terri Fried. I'm
> wasting Bandana's Width. (So, I guess I'd better quit, before the water
> gets under the dam.)
He'll be sorry all right.
Just send me, Lurker most dark (and foul),
and he'll be sorry
under a lorry
no time left even
for a spoonful of curry
in a hurry.
Ooo, what's that?
Something furry
sticking out of my pocket.
And by the way, that's Banana Width, not bandana. The spelling in
emails these days, ts ts ts ...
Just thought I'd mention it.
Fiona Webster
Deck says:
>Not to be confused with what Deck says.
Which is, in this case, "Not to be confused with what Deck says."
Not very catchy, is it? I like what Beck says better.
--Fiona W.
d a v e
On Mon, 16 Dec 1996, Andrew Kelly wrote:
> Oh right... no, I had it right the first time.
> I'm just taunting the gods. They've been pounding the crap out
> of me lately, really launching, and I'm starting to get good at
> taking a whack. I'm starting to feel bullet-proof and getting a
> bit cocky. I don't think they got it in 'em to do me in, and I'm
> waving my praaavate parts at their aunties.
> The posing wankers, they don't know who they're up against.
> They wanna get snooty with me for breaking the rules, HA!!!!
>
> I'll use a black cat to break 13 mirrors under a ladder standing
> in spilled salt.
> Come and get me you weasels.
> Macbeth!
> Macbeth!
> Macbeth!
> I got your rules hangin!
"He was like a man standing on a hill in the middle of a thunderstorm
wearing copper armor and screaming 'All gods are bastards!!!'"
-A very loose paraphrase of Terry
Prachett
dave milloway
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elliemk
snip Nikolaus' response -
Do I know you? Would I like to? This is second response to one of my
postings tonight. Hmmm...Would you like to introduce yourself? Have
you been here before?
Ellie (inquiring mind and all that...:)
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Andrew Kelly
On Mon, 16 Dec 1996 17:56:10 -0800, elliemk <ell...@pobox.com>
wrote:
>How dare you call me a bargain hunting smurf finger!!!
>You're REALLY in trouble big-time for this one.
>I think I could sue you for libeling the resident smurf on MW!
>Could I? Would I? Should I? All these are terribly pertinent
>questions here. "I mean, I meannnnn, there I was just a sittin on the
>bench with minding my own business...." (or something like that, thanks
>Arlo)
Yah but...well, I was just...hey, it wasn't...
I, c'mon jeez...I didn't say it.
It was Beck. I wasn't...
I feel terrible.
>Back to the business of my bargain hunting finger. I DEMAND a public
>apology. You were never to tell a soul that I did ALL my Christmas
>shopping for under a hundred bucks at my favorite out of the way bargain
>hunting places I know in the East Bay and on the web for my MW friends,
>lurkers, etc. But did you RESPECT my wishes? Oh, NO, you did not!
>I am mortally wounded. I make have to eat some chocolate tonight just
>to get over this scandalous information.
I'm sorry Miss Ellie, please accept my most heartfelt apologies.
I'd offer you some of my chocolate, but I don't have any. Just
some cheese.
>I may have to eat TWO pieces of chocolate tonight. And everyone knows
>what happens when I eat chocolate...I become a chocolate-covered smurf,
>suitable for - well, never mind. JUST NEVER MIND!
You can have TWO pieces of my cheese if you'd like. You'd look
better in cheese anyway I think. It belongs with blue.
>I spoke to the smutty smurf lawyer today. He/She said I might just have
>a really good case against you in King Arthur's court. HE said you
>should look before your fingers leap onto the keyboard typing things
>that may RUIN someone's reputation. That's what the SSL said, Buddy.
I'll be good, I promise.
>My advice? You take those words back and eat them for lunch tomorrow,
>or I'll send all the lurkers to your door, and then you'll REALLY be
>sorry.
hmm? To MY door?
I think I'm on a diet. Yeaaaaah! Thaaaaat's it! A diet!
Whee!
>Sheesh. I'm in shock. I'm in disbelief. (Can someone be in disbelief?
>- oh well, it sounded good.) I'm A Palled. I'm Terri Fried. I'm
>wasting Bandana's Width. (So, I guess I'd better quit, before the water
>gets under the dam.)
>
>Smurfette (who smiles wickedly at And [Mr. Cunning himself] Rew :)
(rubbing hands together)
A cheese covered smurfette, wickedly smiling no less, lurkers at
my door, part of a word that's got me nearly speaking
i....nevermind, leaping onto keyboards...jeez! this is going to
be a great Christmas!
>Wow, I feel so much better now. Maybe I should do this more often --
>then I could really be like __________ (Fill in the blanks with your
>favorite Flame person!)
Flame Person?! PC Ellie? Pyrotechnically correct maybe?
Who'da thunk it?
I am Flame, Flame of the mountain.
And (not me, I just heard that somewhere) rew
What Beck says.
LR...@kentvm.kent.edu
In article <32b59669...@news.snafu.de>
Gad...@berlin.snafu.de (Andrew Kelly) writes:
>I'm starting to feel bullet-proof and getting a bit cocky.
"Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all morning."
--Pommy
Andrew Kelly
>"He was like a man standing on a hill in the middle of a thunderstorm
>wearing copper armor and screaming 'All gods are bastards!!!'"
>
> -A very loose paraphrase of Terry
> Prachett
I think I like this Prachett.
And (The Happy Anvil) rew
What Beck says.
Mat Ward
Gad...@berlin.snafu.de (Andrew Kelly) wrote:
It may interest you to know that I've tried this (sans armour). The
gods punished me by allowing me to become soaked to the skin and
causing the dye from my new pair of black jeans to turn my legs blue.
And I'd recommend Prachett to anybody who fancies reading the fantasy
equivalent of Douglas Adams (sort of).
Mat
Gottagetasig
Jim Toth
Andrew Kelly <Gad...@berlin.snafu.de> wrote in article
<32b97eb3...@news.snafu.de>...
> On Tue, 17 Dec 1996 13:51:25 -0500, d a v e
> <dgmi...@hamlet.uncg.edu> wrote:
>
> >"He was like a man standing on a hill in the middle of a thunderstorm
> >wearing copper armor and screaming 'All gods are bastards!!!'"
> >
> > -A very loose paraphrase of Terry
> > Prachett
>
> I think I like this Prachett.
>
> And (The Happy Anvil) rew
> What Beck says.
>
This should be required of all who want to be known as an atheist!