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Rush Limbaugh FINALLY Talks About the DOW Again!

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$Zero

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Mar 25, 2009, 3:49:22 PM3/25/09
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Rush Limbaugh FINALLY Talks About the DOW Again!

For weeks, as the DOW continued to tumble, Rush Limbaugh would inform
his listeners about every tick downward (while ridiculously claiming
that _Obama_ was talking down the economy "trying to destroy
capitalism").

Then, several days ago, the DOW made a record climb for the year and
Limbaugh avoided mentioning it at all that day, or the next, or the
next week. Instead, while the DOW was making record gains, Rush had
this to say about America's financial situation and Obama's efforts to
fix it:

"This war is lost. You can quote me."

Which echoed everything he'd been saying for weeks as the DOW kept
falling ever since Obama had taken office. Of course, the DOW had been
falling long before Obama took office, while Bush was fucking it all
up with his dishonest idiotic war-mongering / reasonable regulation-
eliminating failure policies, which Rush apparently didn't feel needed
noting.

However, Rush FINALLY lifted his apparently self-imposed ban on
speaking about the actual state of the stock market (instead of merely
predicting its failure) and said the following during a crucial
movement in the trading today:

"Holy Smokes!

The stock market is plunging out there right now!"
-- Rush Limbaugh
(fucking traitor)

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Mar 25, 2009, 5:13:19 PM3/25/09
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On Mar 25, 12:49 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>   The stock market is plunging out there right now!"
>     -- Rush Limbaugh

He was a little premature. The Dow almost climbed back out of the dip
it took early in the day.

Remember, Rush is trapped by his situation. If he just once said
something conciliatory or based on fact, most of his 20M listeners
would

a. scratch their heads
b. switch to another station
c. go into rehab
d. explode like bags of tomato soup

No matter what he personally thinks of something, he has to hew to the
role he himself created.

DB


PJ

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Mar 25, 2009, 5:26:42 PM3/25/09
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danger...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 25, 12:49 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> The stock market is plunging out there right now!"
>> -- Rush Limbaugh
>
> He was a little premature. The Dow almost climbed back out of the dip it took early in the day.

Heh. Wot a maroon.

> Remember, Rush is trapped by his situation. If he just once said something conciliatory or based on fact, most of his 20M listeners would
>
> a. scratch their heads

If they had one ounce of sense they would anyway.

> b. switch to another station

If they had one ounce of sense they would anyway.

> c. go into rehab

If they admire him, they would have done that years ago.

> d. explode like bags of tomato soup

This is surely imminent.

> No matter what he personally thinks of something, he has to hew to the role he himself created.

Him along with his evil cronies Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin ... the
toxic threesome, they are.

~ ~ ~
PJ

Skipper

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Mar 26, 2009, 12:02:44 PM3/26/09
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In article
<5266dd5f-7c26-4432...@e24g2000vbe.googlegroups.com>,
$Zero <zero...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Rush Limbaugh FINALLY Talks About the DOW Again!

Glad you're listening in. You are converted directly in proportion to
intelligence. In about 2023 you will be a card-carrying Republican.

$Zero

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Mar 26, 2009, 12:10:31 PM3/26/09
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On Mar 26, 12:02 pm, Skipper <skipSPAMpr...@yahoo.not> wrote:
> In article
> <5266dd5f-7c26-4432-9115-78be91e4f...@e24g2000vbe.googlegroups.com>,

>
> $Zero <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Rush Limbaugh FINALLY Talks About the DOW Again!
>
> Glad you're listening in. You are converted directly in proportion to
> intelligence. In about 2023 you will be a card-carrying Republican.

Gawd.

what an idiot you are.

no wonder you joined the same cult 17 times.

-$Zero...

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