what is it about censors that you despise?

$Zero

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:14:52 PM2/12/08

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everything.

...

(with very few exceptions).

-$Zero...

what is it about writing that you love?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/e9fdb5487a169381

funniest two-word joke of all time
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Cleverly done

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:19:01 PM2/12/08

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"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> what is it about censors that you despise?
>
> everything.
>
> ...
>
> (with very few exceptions).
>
>
> -$Zero...
>

I have a censor on my garage door that keeps it from coming down on one of
the cats if they walk underneath it. I also have one inside my house by the
door to my huge screened-in patio that will sound an alarm if an ethnic
inteloper attempts to come in. So, I like them. Wot's there not to like?

--Boggles the Brain

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:37:39 PM2/12/08

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I'd tell you but they would kill you after you found out.

montewelk

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:45:34 PM2/12/08

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On Feb 12, 7:37 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

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they make church smell like teen spirit, and more rembrandt's burnt
crayolas.

montewelk

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:50:51 PM2/12/08

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On Feb 12, 7:37 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

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i heard that!

montewelk

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Feb 12, 2008, 8:54:58 PM2/12/08

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the smell of their hair. the way they open the limo door for me. the
syringe full of delightful glowing green fluid---censors? i thought
you meant scientologists!

montewelk

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Feb 12, 2008, 9:18:52 PM2/12/08

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On Feb 12, 7:37 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

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the way they make my flowing locks smell after mass, and the possible
fire hazard.

Bill Penrose

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Feb 12, 2008, 10:37:30 PM2/12/08

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On Feb 12, 5:14 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> what is it about censors that you despise?

The way they itch and spread until you get some penicillin.

And you have to be careful not to pass your sin sores on to the next
woman.

DB

boots

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Feb 13, 2008, 5:27:13 AM2/13/08

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"Cleverly done" <V...@Extnet.net> wrote:

Remove the one on the garage door and its absence will save you much
money.

--
just write it

Sylvia

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Feb 15, 2008, 10:16:07 PM2/15/08

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Mr. $Zero wrote:

> what is it about censors that you despise?

<...>

Their bad timing.

Miz Donna: " <snippy snippy> [snips boots' post]"

"If you don't start snipping some of these
long-ass posts, I intend to start
snipping your head off like a shrimp."

Miz Sylvia: "Cool.

Miz Donna: "You ever seen the shrimp head-snippers? In
Beaufort, SC? Those women are craftswomen,
like a very good Waffle House short order cook
is a craftsman.

"I adore watching a very good short order cook . . ."

Miz Sylvia: "Ooooh! I know just the guy ya mean! The one with
the wonderous--

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