Kook Kard Deck Nominations - Pete Stapleton and "Jai Maharaj"

[PJR]

It seems likely that this month will be the last chance to fill the
two remaining gaps in the Kook Kard Deck.

There are already nominations tabled for Steve "Colonel Graff" Young
and Vito Kuhn, but now might be a good time to see how a couple of
classic kooks of the past compare to these relative newbies.

I therefore nominate Pete "The Pimp" Stapleton for Kook Kard Deck Six
of Diamonds, and Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens for Five of Spades.

Neither of these kooks needs any introduction, so I'll just remind you
of their past Usenet achievements:

Pete "Peat" Stapleton:
Kook of the Year, 2002
Kook of the Year (rookie), 2002
Kook of the Month, October 2002
Balsa Gavel
Bag of Coal, 2002
Tinfoil Sombrero

Jay "Dr Jai Maharaj" Stevens:
Kook of the Month, June 1995

It seems unfair that such a notable Kook of the Year and k00ksuiter as
Staplet00n should be left out of the Kook Kard Deck, and it's truly
amazing that such a long-standing master of delusion and self-slurping
sockpuppetry as The Fucknozzle should have only one award to his name.

Seconds for both these nominees are solicited, and so are rival
nominations. All kooks past and present are eligible, whether they've
won an award or not.

The list of the other fifty-two stars of this illustrious galaxy is
available here: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/kards.html

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PJR :-)
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[Dr. Jai Maharaj]

An attempt on President Bush's life may come from
New York resident Alan Brooks -- please read:

1 Alan Brooks says he will murder President Bush
2 Alan Brooks calls for 'a quick execution' of President Bush

1
Alan Brooks says he will murder President Bush:

http://tinyurl.com/4cjom

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by "Alan Brooks" <ch...@panix.com> <al...@sirius-software.com> <mw...@panix.com>

[ From: "Alan Brooks" <ch...@panix.com>
[ Subject: Re: Standard Advice again
[ Newsgroups: misc.writing.screenplays
[ Message-ID: <cq5elb$rr3$1...@reader2.panix.com>
[ Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:50:18 -0500
[ Organization: PANIX Public Access Internet and UNIX, NYC
[ Path: . . . newsfeed-00.mathworks.com!panix!not-for-mail
[ NNTP-Posting-Host: 24-161-97-113.hvc.rr.com
[
[ Ron <ronald...@hotmail.com> wrote:
[
[ > Alan is Joseph Stalin, remember?
[
[ You're not keeping up, Ron. I'm going to make Joseph Stalin look like
[ Little Lulu. This is after I murder Bush and finish my MWS powergrab.
[ You'll have to ask Jay Stevens for details, as he seems to be keeping my
[ calendar these days.
[
[ Alan Brooks
[ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[ A Schmuck with an Underwood

The above post is archived at:

http://tinyurl.com/4cjom
Or,
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/misc.writing.screenplays/msg/9c445402f9f520c8?dmode=source

2
Alan Brooks calls for 'a quick execution' of President Bush:

http://tinyurl.com/5rn5z

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by "Alan Brooks" <ch...@panix.com> <al...@sirius-software.com> <mw...@panix.com>

[ From: "Alan Brooks" <al...@sirius-software.com>
[ Newsgroups: misc.writing.screenplays
[ Subject: Re: (Somewhat ON Topic) Trouble for Bush?
[ Date: Tue, 6 Jul 2004 09:15:33 -0400
[ Organization: PANIX Public Access Internet and UNIX, NYC
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[
[ RonB <Ro...@bliz.org> writes:
[
[ > It's time for Kerry to step up to the plate and say -- "Bush
[ > screwed up. He's botched this thing so badly that our only choice
[ > is to get the hell out of there. Besides, this was *not* an
[ > internationally legal war. We had no right to go into Iraq in the
[ > first place."
[
[ And when the international crimes tribunal declares Bush, Cheney,
[ Rumsfeld, Rove and Ashcroft International Criminals, Kerry will
[ have to round 'em up and turn 'em over.
[
[ This could really clear up the nation's Bush problem.
[
[ Alan Brooks
[ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[ A Schmuck with an Underwood
[
[ -- A fair trial and a quick execution.

The above post is archived at:

http://tinyurl.com/5rn5z
Or,
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=ccgssj%24itm%241%40reader2.panix.com&output=gplain

End of forwarded post
by "Alan Brooks" <ch...@panix.com> <al...@sirius-software.com> <mw...@panix.com>

Contact information published by Alan Brooks:

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Chips & Ink, Ltd.
1140 Wittenberg Road
Mount Tremper, NY 12457 USA
Telephone - 845-679-8959

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Sirius Software
875 Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, MA 02139
USA
Telephone - 617-876-6677

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