Girls like Sandra Bullock are ...too much work. He's the normal one...he
deserves to be with ...The Illustrated Woman.
Sandra Bullock is the type of woman, "real men" 'run away from'...
she needs a guy who is a.....pussy.
Sandra Bullock probably comes home and talks about 'work' all day...
What guy wants that?
A woman's job is to come home
lay on bed
and not say a word...
What kind of conversation is Jesse James
going to have with The Illustrated Woman?
Sandra Bullock is simply, ....not sexy.
Sandra Bullock cannot please a ...real man.
I'm not critizing her...I'm just sayin...she ain't got it.
So Jesse James 'got it' now.
A guy comes home..(I mean a real man comes home)
and he wants a 'woman'..., not
The President of the Motion Picture Industry!
You simply look at what Jesse James went after...
http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/2010/michellebombshell1_slideshow_604x500.png
http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/2010/michellebombshell4_slideshow_604x500.png
and you can see what Sandra Bullock is missing...
Need I say more?
The Starmaker
I recall an expression...
You can take the man out of the gutter but you cant take the gutter out of the man.
There was a movie that Sandra Bullock was in that I didn't see...
some 'wedding' movie..
with her in a wedding dress...
stromping along..
I cannot watch Sandra Bullock in a 'wedding dress'...
she doesn't look, ...feminine.
She looked like a man in a wedding dress!
Why would I want to see a movie about a man in a wedding dress?
I stopped watching Sandra Bullock movies because she only take 'men roles'...
even if she is wearing a wedding dress.
You're not fooling me, ...that's a man with breast and lipstick.
The Starmaker
He does.
>
> Sandra Bullock is the type of woman, "real men" 'run away from'...
> she needs a guy who is a.....pussy.
Oh, please. He needs her just to dress himself in the morning.
In the morning, yes...but at night, no.
It's called the madonna-prostitute complex.
She dresses him in the morning, and he undresses her at night.
A lot of you girls haven't even figured that out yet...
All you mothers can use a little more ...*courtesan* inside you.
You dress me in the morning, I'll undress you at night! Sounds like a great partnership.
The Starmaker
How do you undress Sandra Bullock? Show her a script...
LOL.
Well she certaintly didn't need a man to take care of her, that leaves
what
other kind of men? Toys? A toy to play with...
Oh come on Starmaker, Sanda Bullock is great, I've always liked her
and it was
about time she got an Oscar. If you knew her personally, you'd love
her. You
know you go for the tough gals.
What happened to Drama Queen, by the way? Where did she go to?
Who is Jesse James guy, anyway? And why is he rich? I read he's a bike
repair guy or something.
At any rate, anyone who can actually have sex with that tattooed woman
has a SERIOUS problem - look at her photo - eeeeeuuuuuwwwwhhhh!
Melanie
Maybe the boardroom but not the bedroom...
>
> What happened to Drama Queen, by the way? Where did she go to?
Where beyond the North Pole can she go?
>
> Who is Jesse James guy, anyway?
> And why is he rich? I read he's a bike
> repair guy or something.
> At any rate, anyone who can actually have sex with that tattooed woman
> has a SERIOUS problem - look at her photo - eeeeeuuuuuwwwwhhhh!
>
> Melanie
What are you talking about...she's every guys dreamgirl!
She's one of these types....
http://www.twygg.com/gallery/d/260-2/Courtesan_001.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lcUeMYHi42k/Swsx1Sza0HI/AAAAAAAAEZ4/qwVJ34NkptE/s1600/courtesan1.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvbe2sxN8U1qz78ba.jpg
I think Melanie, you're a Courtesan also...I've seen your photos
I don't read/watch FoxNews. SB is not sexy, nor talented and plays in
stupid movies cuz nobody ever offered her a serious role (since she
has no value). She was promoted as a star by the same kind of mafia
gang that made the unsexy/untalented Bitney Spears (= BS) a
celebrity. Isn’t it disgusting that good chicks blow jobbers (with a
ton of luck) can make it by just licking the right (big?) balls while
talented/intelligent males cannot? OK, Steven Seagal had a good mafia
PR (and he seems to be in deep shit for quite some time), but, at
least, he’s good at what he’s doing, while SB or BS have no intrinsic
value
> SB is not sexy
Please confirm your status:
___ Gay
___ Dead
Thank you.
"Professor Bubba" <bu...@nowhere.edu.invalid> wrote in message
news:190320101629148195%bu...@nowhere.edu.invalid...
HAHAHAHAHA
Then why is Jesse James banging other woman?
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sandra-Bullock-sandra-bullock-80667_1280_1024.jpg
Maybe her head don't fit her body...
or maybe she's got too much ass..
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/sandra_bullock_suede_shoes.jpg
http://www.hollywoodportugal.com/data/media/19/Sandra%20Bullock%20%284%29.jpg
http://img.mawaly.com/images/news/zxy/31427-1256802183.jpg
no breast...
I'm not an 'ass man'..
Are you? Then you must be gay, Professor, bubba...isn't 'bubba' a gay prison name?
The Starmaker
> I'm not an 'ass man'..
No, you're just an ass.
> Then why is Jesse James banging other woman?
Because he's an ass, too.
> isn't 'bubba' a gay prison name?
You would know a *lot* more about that than I would.
Suppose Sandra B is banging some other guy? Which is, ..most likely.
Since Stars bang
other Stars...all the time.
Girls can hide it much better than guys...
You're the *Professor*, you should know, butt bandit.
SB might look good in a (Versace designed) burqa. So if you consider
her sexy u’re either a muslim, aesthetically impaired, or legally
blind. She has the face of an MMA fighter in the 3rd round; Woody
Allen is hotter than her.
Go see a good doctor for your upstairs issues (and I’m not talking
only cataract here). Go to any hospital and admit you like SB and
you’ll get a free tour of their ER in no time.
You and Starmaker really ought to open a coffee bar together.
I dunno bout coffee bars, I’m the most talented and intelligent
scriptwriter of the 21st century. Don’t even think to insist SB should
play in my masterpiece, although Spielberg dared to mention her before
I had the time to shoot, “Steve, shutta fuck up!” The next second I
loudly asked my secretary to call James Cameron. You should have seen
Steve turning purple …
If I open a coffee bar, I have a right to refuse service to You,
Bubba...what color is your skin, nigger?