Re: My Nightmare

[walt tonne]

On Jan 24, 1:38 pm, "Illegal President" <i...@barackobama.com> wrote:
> In my nightmare I found myself nude in bed. I was looking at a
> mirror on the ceiling and discovered that I am a Negro and I'm
> circumcised!  Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the
> pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same
> color, black.
>
> I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
>
> But it's a wheelchair!
>
> That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
> disabled!  I said to myself, aloud, 'This is impossible! It's
> impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled!'
>
> 'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.
>
> I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.
>
> Just what I needed! I am a homosexual and on top of that, with a
> Mexican boyfriend.
>
> Oh, my God ... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican
> boyfriend, drug addict and HIV-positive!
>
> Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and oh, nooooo
> . I'm bald!
>
> The telephone rings; it's my brother.  He is saying, 'Since mom
> and dad died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and
> laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless
> piece of crap ... any job!'
>
> Mom?. Dad? .Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
>
> I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when
> you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
> are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald and an orphan, but he
> doesn't get it.
>
> Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!
>  With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I
> live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses!  There
> is trash everywhere..
>
> Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker ... Pacemaker?
> Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
> boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned,
> unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I
> live in a crappy neighborhood.
>
> At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,
> 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you
> decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama?
>
> Say it isn't so! I CAN handle being a black, disabled, one
> armed, drug- addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker, who is
> HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, living in a slum with
> a Mexican boyfriend, but please, Oh dear God, please don't tell
> me I'm a Democrat!