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Gunner Asch

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Nov 10, 2009, 7:27:20 AM11/10/09
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Subject: Taking Dad Shopping

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is
84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green,
red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: � What�s
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?�
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response; knowing that he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
�Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son�


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