I want to have sex with an animal

[someth...@yahoo.com]

I want to have sex with an animal just for fun.
I'm tired of people.
I dont want something small like a cat or small dog. I want something
about the same size as me. Of course I dont want to wrestle with a
wild creature like a bear wolf or mountain lion. That leaves me one
of the following.
Sheep
Goat
small Horse
Pony
Donkey
small Cow
Lamma
St. Barnerd dog.

Which would be the best choice, easiest to do, most cooperative, and
the most fun?

I am always hearing about guys doing it with sheep so maybe that is
the best. What animal would you do it with? What's the best way to
get them aroused?

Also, should I go heterosexual or homosexual? My door swings both
ways.

[Guppy the Corpse Pumper]

None of these bumpkins can do *anything* without posting and asking
for info EXCEPT when it comes to sex with animals.

Must mean they know all about it.

You should be getting all kinds of advice any time now.

[A Veteran]

In article <1194872185.8...@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,

troll?

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[Don Bruder]

In article <ciqfj31rpn7i0i4tm...@4ax.com>,
someth...@yahoo.com wrote:

I'd suggest you try homosexual with a hedgehog...

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[Elmo]

In this case, sex with a troll would be either autoeroticism or same-species.

[Peter Huebner]

In article <473896ec$0$14085$742e...@news.sonic.net>, dak...@sonic.net says...

>
> I'd suggest you try homosexual with a hedgehog...
>

... you can do it with a giraffe
if you stand on a stool
but the hedgehog can never
be buggered at all ...

:-P

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[Don Bruder]

In article <MPG.21a3abae2...@news.individual.net>,
Peter Huebner <no....@this.address> wrote:

> In article <473896ec$0$14085$742e...@news.sonic.net>, dak...@sonic.net
> says...
> >
> > I'd suggest you try homosexual with a hedgehog...
> >
>
> ... you can do it with a giraffe
> if you stand on a stool
> but the hedgehog can never
> be buggered at all ...
>
> :-P

I threw that out there deliberately to see who'd pick up on it :)