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Jun 27, 2022, 11:24:01 AM6/27/22
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Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant
Them Rights as People
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)--Millions of American women and girls
have declared themselves corporations in order to force the United
States Supreme Court to grant them rights as people, legal observers
have reported.
Attorneys across the nation indicated that they have been swamped by
requests from clients seeking to incorporate as soon as possible.
"The Supreme Court decided in 2010 that corporations are people, so
all we want is to be treated like corporations, " Carol Foyler, who
now goes by the corporate name FoylerCo L.L.C., said.
The decision by millions of women to incorporate sent shock waves
through the Court's conservative majority, who reportedly scoured the
Constitution in vain for a means to circumvent the ingenious tactic.
Even the normally taciturn Clarence Thomas was moved to issue a rare
public statement. "It's a sad day in America when the nation's highest
court is forced to treat women like people," he wrote.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/women-declare-themselves-corporations-to-force-supreme-court-to-grant-them-rights-as-people
Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant
Them Rights as People
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)--Millions of American women and girls
have declared themselves corporations in order to force the United
States Supreme Court to grant them rights as people, legal observers
have reported.
Attorneys across the nation indicated that they have been swamped by
requests from clients seeking to incorporate as soon as possible.
"The Supreme Court decided in 2010 that corporations are people, so
all we want is to be treated like corporations, " Carol Foyler, who
now goes by the corporate name FoylerCo L.L.C., said.
The decision by millions of women to incorporate sent shock waves
through the Court's conservative majority, who reportedly scoured the
Constitution in vain for a means to circumvent the ingenious tactic.
Even the normally taciturn Clarence Thomas was moved to issue a rare
public statement. "It's a sad day in America when the nation's highest
court is forced to treat women like people," he wrote.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/women-declare-themselves-corporations-to-force-supreme-court-to-grant-them-rights-as-people
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