> lazy fucking parasitic lurkenoids
Bwahahahahaha! All the way to the [intellectual property]
[involuntarily donated organs] bank!
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"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and cynical."
-- Bruce MacDonald
Kent Paul Dolan.
Soon, I shall rival Bill Gates for ill-gotten I.P.
Only if you tour outland. This is AshcroftAmerica now.
Update your files. Crude Anglo-Saxon expressions are
targeted with nullifiers and obscenity substitutes
are among many of the webangel-proof euphemisms
available in the latest rev now posted for download in
zip format from XXX industries.
70 % of Americans (statistics, what a whore, do the
l_wild thing_p_l for anybody who will pay you) think the
l_nasty_p_l billion dollar fed snoopnet is a goodthing,
a l_forkknifing the spoon_p_l fine way to drive pedophiles
off the net. Read this in the Register.
Or we could go with the venerable standard set by Gore
Vidal in Myron (1973) where he substituted the names
of the supreme court justices for body parts and what
one does with them...
Justices O'Connor, Stevens, Ginsberg and CJ Rehnquist
are rumored to be considering retirement because of age
and health reasons ("He whipped out his rehnquist and...")
GeorgiePorgie will do the obvious, l_porking_p_l the rest
of us who actually think the Bill of Rights *means* something.
And, BTW, if I ever beshat a band upon the world, it would
Wild flurry of flute, fiddle, and those cool Irish finger tympanum...
THE SCREAMING JALAPENO ASSHOLES.
Though that might be too Texacentric.
Um, I mean SCREAMING JALAPENO AHOLES.
Sorta like Leon Russell and the Texas Jewboys.
you mean Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys?
whose biggest hit was "Asshole from El Paso".
Works either way.
"Eating that salty candy..."