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Nomen Nescio

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Dec 18, 2009, 3:51:12 AM12/18/09
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Jingle bells! Jingle Bells! You're all getting sued today!

Merry christmas to Kevin A. Cannon, Kevin Michael Fries, Jim Kelso,
Rhonda Lea Kirk, Vincent Lamb, Carl R. Osterwald, Rick Mather, Albert C.
Young, Sean Monaghan and John and Jane Roes 1 - 100! You are all going
to court and it will cost you bums thousands of $$$$$$$$ to defend. ha ha!

NOVINS v. CANNON et al
Plaintiff: CHARLES NOVINS, ESQ.
Defendant: KEVIN A. CANNON, KEVIN MICHAEL FRIES, JIM KELSO, RHONDA LEA
KIRK, VINCENT LAMB, CARL R. OSTERWALD, RICK MATHER, ALBERT C. YOUNG,
SEAN MONAGHAN, GOOGLE, INCORPORATED, TSB BEARINGS, INC., DATABASIX,
OAKLAND COMMUNITY COLLEGE, XYZ PARTNERSHIPS (1-100), JOHN AND JANE DOES
(1-100), ABC ENTITIES/CORPORATIONS (1-100) and JOHN AND JANE ROES (1-100)

Case Number: 3:2009cv05354
Filed: October 20, 2009

Court: New Jersey District Court
Office: Trenton Office [ Court Info ]
County: Ocean
Presiding Judge: Judge Anne E. Thompson
Referring Judge: Magistrate Judge Douglas E. Arpert

Nature of Suit: Torts - Injury - Other Personal Injury
Cause: 28:1332 Diversity-Notice of Removal
Jurisdiction: Diversity
Jury Demanded By: Both

Eat shit AUK stalkers! hahahaha! And a merry christmas to you! HO HO HO!

Gary L. Burnore

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Dec 18, 2009, 5:11:12 PM12/18/09
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:28:25 -0500, henri <he...@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Do any of you morons know what diversity jurisdiction is and who
>removes to federal court under it?

You answered your own question with "any of you morons" as they
obviously don't.

Sarah Ehrett

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Dec 18, 2009, 5:54:36 PM12/18/09
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LOL
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.sig:

Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR CHARLES COUNTY - CRIMINAL
SYSTEM
Case Number: 00008221P3Tracking No:0000008221P3
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 04Location Code:02
Document Type: STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:12/17/1989
Case Status: CLOSEDCase Disposition:TRIAL
Defendant Information
Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: MHeight:509Weight:215DOB:11/18/1956
Address: 110 BEACH DRIVE
City: MECHANICSVILLEState:MDZip Code:20659 - 0000
Charge and Disposition Information
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below
the
Charge)
Charge No: 001Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON: CARRY/WEAR
Statute: 27.36B.(b)Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 5212MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: To: Victim Age:
Disposition
Plea: GUILTY

Aratzio

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Dec 18, 2009, 7:17:19 PM12/18/09
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:28:25 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
henri <he...@nowhere.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:51:12 +0100 (CET), Nomen Nescio
><nob...@dizum.com> wrote:
>

>Do any of you morons know what diversity jurisdiction is and who
>removes to federal court under it?

Doesn't matter how many time you tell them the defendants moved the
case to federal court to prevent Novins from having the case dismissed
with prejudice in state court.

Novins knew once the defendants started discovery he was fucked so he
stopped responding. He could no longer withdraw the case because there
were now counter-claims and so his only way out was to get the judge
to dismiss and then fight having to pay court costs.

His actions in the state court will have an effect in the federal
trial unless he decides that settling the case out of court including
paying all the legal costs will get his ass out from under the hammer.

That would require some of the biggest pricks on USENET playing nice
with a scumbag lawyer.

What are the odds of that?

"The Great One"

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Dec 18, 2009, 8:16:00 PM12/18/09
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> Doesn't matter....I'm not a Ko0kOlogist and don't care about the other stAUKers!
> --
> Ratzilla

I didn't know that tonight was a "To Tell The Truth Night" in 'AUK' !?!

Good Job, Ratzilla !!
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Aratzio

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On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:17:19 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ah...@sneakemail.com>wrote:

>.0000000001% ?

Oh, an optimist!

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Russell Tavek

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On Dec 19, 4:45 pm, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

> .0000000001% ?

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Lamey the Cable Guy

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On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:04:33 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:32:00 -0800 (PST), Russell Tavek
><restavek...@yahoo.com>wrote:


>
>>On Dec 19, 4:45?pm, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>> .0000000001% ?
>

>Aw, poor Wussell Twavek socky got himself all meatplow obsessed and
>shit.
>
>.....heh

Isn't it fun to watch Tom AKA Tavik get all foamy?

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Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Dec 20, 2009, 1:04:21 AM12/20/09
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In article <4dd41162-6fff-4739...@u1g2000pre.googlegroups.com>,
Russell Tavek <restavek...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Dec 19, 4:45=A0pm, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>> .0000000001% ?
>


Oh my. Is that the piece of the puzzle I was looking for?


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Gary L. Burnore

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On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:17:19 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ah...@sneakemail.com>wrote:
>

>.0000000001% ?

Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .

Gregory Hall

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"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
> wrote:
<snippage>

>>
>>.0000000001% ?
>
> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>

DONE!

.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%


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Shad O'Shay

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"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
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BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shad O'Shay


Christian Schiffer

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"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
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Exactly. LOL

CS

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
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Right on, Brotha!


Wilbur Hubbard aka Capt. Neal

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,

Burn!

Gregory Hall

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"Mad as a Box of Frogs" <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote in message
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I should add a few more zeros while I'm at it.

BurnoreCannonLambOsterwaldFriesKelsoMatherYoungMonagan00000000001%


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Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Jan 2, 2010, 2:27:47 PM1/2/10
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In article <3dkrn8....@news.alt.net>,

Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>"Mad as a Box of Frogs" <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote in message
>news:4b3f99d7$1...@news.x-privat.org...
>> In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>> Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>><snippage>
>>>>>
>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>
>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>DONE!
>>>
>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>
>> Burn!
>
>I should add a few more zeros while I'm at it.
>
>BurnoreCannonLambOsterwaldFriesKelsoMatherYoungMonagan00000000001%


This is gonna be one longass equation...

JohnandJaneDoes1-100BurnoreCannonLambOsterwaldFriesKelsoMatherYoungMonagan00000000001%

Sweetness

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:14:59 PM1/2/10
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"Wilbur Hubbard" <wilbur...@thefarm.invallid> wrote in message
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Only 4 ?
Are you running outta personalities ?
Good gracious, you used more than 4 for the last vote, didn't you ?

Been meaning to ask you.. iz Old Tom still alive ?

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Sweetness" <sweet...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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Haven't heard of or from Old Thom for over a year. It could be that he's
croaked. He was way overweight and not in the best of health.

Wilbur Hubbard


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Mad as a Box of Frogs

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In article <3dl8jc....@news.alt.net>,
Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 14:18:31 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
><greg...@home.fake>wrote:

>
>>"Mad as a Box of Frogs" <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote in message
>>news:4b3f99d7$1...@news.x-privat.org...
>>> In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>>> Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>><snippage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>DONE!
>>>>
>>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>>
>>> Burn!
>>>
>>>
>>I should add a few more zeros while I'm at it.
>>
>>BurnoreCannonLambOsterwaldFriesKelsoMatherYoungMonagan00000000001%
>
>Nothing like the stench of obsession to invoke a hearty late afternoon
>laugh.

Nothing like the stench of dead things.

Gregory Hall

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Jan 2, 2010, 6:09:12 PM1/2/10
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"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:3dl8jc....@news.alt.net...

> On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 14:18:31 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
>
>>"Mad as a Box of Frogs" <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote in message
>>news:4b3f99d7$1...@news.x-privat.org...
>>> In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>>> Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>><snippage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>DONE!
>>>>
>>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>>
>>> Burn!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Master of Puppets Direct line and fax: 206-339-7561
>>> DENSA Life Achievement ? Am I the only one with half a brain?

>>
>>
>>
>>I should add a few more zeros while I'm at it.
>>
>>BurnoreCannonLambOsterwaldFriesKelsoMatherYoungMonagan00000000001%
>
> Nothing like the stench of obsession to invoke a hearty late afternoon
> laugh.


Nothing like the stench of a box of old Twinkies. . .

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Mad as a Box of Frogs

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In article <3dl97q....@news.alt.net>,
>Gregory Hall


Lemme tell ya what's really pissing me off - it's minus 20 Celsius with
windchill tonight - while you're sitting down there on a fucking yacht
with some maXass fishing gear hanging over the back - chattin' Flo-rida
biotches up.

You dirty rotten bitch.

SUFFER!!!!



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Gary L. Burnore

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On 2 Jan 2010 20:09:11 +0100, unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of
Frogs) wrote:

>In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>> wrote:
>><snippage>
>>>>
>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>
>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>DONE!
>>
>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>
>Burn!
>
>

Not even close. Greg's still bent because he got booted from
DataBasix. His obsession with all things me is well known.

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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In article <hhuha8$7d7$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,


High time you were sued isn't it Burnout?


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Kent Wills

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Now I wish I had kept my account.
Oh well. Hind sight is 20/20.

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Well, that's what I've heard anyway :)

Lamey the Cable Guy

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On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 05:16:10 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as

a Box of Frogs) wrote:

>In article <hhuha8$7d7$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>On 2 Jan 2010 20:09:11 +0100, unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of
>>Frogs) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>>>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>><snippage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>DONE!
>>>>
>>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>>
>>>Burn!
>>>
>>>
>>Not even close. Greg's still bent because he got booted from
>>DataBasix. His obsession with all things me is well known.
>
>
>High time you were sued isn't it Burnout?

Never happen.

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Gary L. Burnore

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On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 05:16:10 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as

a Box of Frogs) wrote:

>In article <hhuha8$7d7$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>On 2 Jan 2010 20:09:11 +0100, unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of
>>Frogs) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>>>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>><snippage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>DONE!
>>>>
>>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>>
>>>Burn!
>>>
>>>
>>Not even close. Greg's still bent because he got booted from
>>DataBasix. His obsession with all things me is well known.
>
>
>High time you were sued isn't it Burnout?

Lame name flame noted. Perhaps you can get someone to sell you a
comma?

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Jan 13, 2010, 6:22:42 AM1/13/10
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In article <hijfcr$ppe$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,

Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 05:16:10 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as
>a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>
>>In article <hhuha8$7d7$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>Gary L. Burnore <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>On 2 Jan 2010 20:09:11 +0100, unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of
>>>Frogs) wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <3dkl16....@news.alt.net>,
>>>>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>>"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:hhmh6k$3b1$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:14 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>><snippage>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>.0000000001% ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your math is off. Add a few more zeros to the right of the .
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>DONE!
>>>>>
>>>>>.BurnoreBurnoreBurnore0000000001%
>>>>
>>>>Burn!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Not even close. Greg's still bent because he got booted from
>>>DataBasix. His obsession with all things me is well known.
>>
>>
>>High time you were sued isn't it Burnout?
>
>Lame name flame noted.

Who you trying to fool? That nailed you so damn close to the wood,,,,,,,,
it'll stick for years.

>Perhaps you can get someone to sell you a comma?

Always with the meter on eh Burnout?

"The Great One"

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"Mad as a Box of Frogs" <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote in message news:hikae2$2aj$4...@undertow.eternal-september.org...
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> DENSA Life Achievement ø Am I the only one with half a brain?

And leave a mark on his "Permanent Record Card" !!
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