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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jun 9, 2009, 2:02:57 PM6/9/09
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On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:45:43 -0500, ���hw��f <snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of<1e7s25tu7itudn49p...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Fri, 15 May 2009 09:48:47 -0500, ?? <snuh...@netscape.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>of<4a0ce908$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>
>>>>?? wrote:
>>>>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 15 May 2009 06:00:45 +1000, Bob Larter
>>><bobby...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:32:14 -0500, ??
>>><snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I usually ignore his dreck si<WHACK>
>>>>>>>>> So for those who haven't been paying attention, over the
>course
>>>of the
>>>>>>>>> past few weeks Lionel has made well over 150 posts to Usenet
>>>(not
>>>>>>>>> including a few I just deleted outright without even
>>>>>>>>> downloading)...and guess what? Yeah, DiaperWulf, according to
>>>my
>>>>>>>>> Usenet stat tracking software, has replied to, get this, NINTY
>>>NINE
>>>>>>>>> POINT SEVEN PERCENT of *ALL* Lionel's posts. o_O
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Doing a stat comparison against various other posters, myself
>>>>>>>>> included, using the span of the past year and only tracking
>>>posts made
>>>>>>>>> within the major volatile froups DiaperWulf, at max, only
>>>manages to
>>>>>>>>> track around 10% to 15% of replies to all other prominent
>>>posters on
>>>>>>>>> an average basis.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Soooo...one can't help but ask the obvious...is DiaperWulf in
>>>love
>>>>>>>>> with Lionel? Where is this incredible fascination with
>>>following
>>>>>>>>> Lionel around and slurping up his ass coming from? And, holy
>>>shit is
>>>>>>>>> he *REALLY* slurping some ass. A quick overview of just a
>dozen
>>>of
>>>>>>>>> his more recent posts to Lionel have him practically falling
>all
>>>over
>>>>>>>>> himself trying to agree with and to please Lionel in just
>about
>>>any
>>>>>>>>> way he can...at one point seemingly going out of his way to
>>>concede
>>>>>>>>> the point of him slurping Lionel's ass and actually showing
>off
>>>a bit
>>>>>>>>> of jealousy, accusing me of having some sordid interest in his
>>>boy
>>>>>>>>> toy's posterior. Yeah, don't worry, DiaperWulf, Lionel's ass
>is
>>>>>>>>> *AAAALL* yours, Buddy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I also really liked the part where Lionel starting getting all
>>>uppity
>>>>>>>>> about some of my comments because they apparently weren't "gay
>>>>>>>>> friendly" enough for his cock riding ass. LOL We seriously
>>>need to
>>>>>>>>> get these two bitches on out of the closet already, there's no
>>>sense
>>>>>>>>> in continuing to try and deny it, the facts speak for
>>>themselves.
>>>>>>>> So what you're saying is that faglames are the best you can do?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Undeniable proof of a homoerotic relationship between the two of
>>>you
>>>>>>> hardly amounts to a "lame", Whinel, although, true to your name,
>>>>>>> here's you...whining about it. Why are you so bothered about it
>>>>>>> anyway? It's okay for you to be rump rider, why try and hide it
>>>when
>>>>>>> the truth is so blatantly obvious? I mean, what *OTHER*
>>>explanation
>>>>>>> can you provide given the evidence?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This is where you backpedal now...and do a *REAL* shit job of it
>>>too,
>>>>>>> Whinel. ^__^
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It really bothers the crap out of you that other people can get
>>>>>> friends, doesn't it?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Ive got him pegged: OCD with an obsession for counting.
>>>>> He's running stats on my poasts!
>>>>> ROTFLMAO!
>>>>
>>>>"NINTY NINE POINT SEVEN PERCENT"
>>>>
>>>>I should have responded by saying it was only 99.5%, just to see if
>>>it'd
>>>>trigger his OCD.
>>>>
>>>He'll never respond. He<WHACK>
>>
>
>Please dont "whack" in front of teh childrens...
>
>>LOL, oh ye of little mind, you have no idea the wrath that I can
>>incur!
>>
>
>Sure, you managed to piss off some furries.
>
><golf clap>

Teh furries still have most of their froups, which is more than can be
said of SASS, my most recent froup obliteration. They've since
started up a new board called "The New Effort" ironically enough. Then
of course there's my most famous froup destruction, teh original adult
baby newsgroups...every last one of them now a smoking cater of
senseless spam. LOL People used to actually post there ya know! ^__^

Oh, speaking of furries though...and adult babies...I'm gearing up to
do something rather incredibly horrible to a large section of the
babyfur community.

See they have this one particular community called "Fox Tails
Times"...and ya see on their lil board they started an image topic,
for people to post pictures of themselves.

So...unbeknownst to all of them, I've been secretly subscribed to the
community for nearly two years now, collecting pictures, personal
information, and all sorts of other goodies...and guess what?!

FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet. He, he, he...oh I am a
horrible fucking bastard, boy lemme tell ya! Not that they're
undeserving of what I'm going to do to them mind you. Hypocrisy in
general is just something that never does sit too well with me I'm
afraid and then, of course, there's also the fact that destruction
breeds creation and all. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
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"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

§ñühw¤£f

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Jun 9, 2009, 6:38:37 PM6/9/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:

Isnt gloating one of the seven deadly sins?
Pride goeth and all that...

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Bob Larter

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Jun 11, 2009, 10:10:50 PM6/11/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet.

Too bad you're banned from editing anything on ED.

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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jun 12, 2009, 7:57:37 AM6/12/09
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On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:10:50 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


>> FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet.
>
>Too bad you're banned from editing anything on ED.

Too bad I have a near limitless supply of proxy servers, you fumbling
retard. They often ban new accounts of mine if they suspect they're
me, but they never do revert any of my edits, mostly because they're
usually really entertaining...plus it would make them look really
butthurt and vindictive if they did. Sometimes that Hatter Addict
"Spacey" will go through and change some of my edits around slightly,
usually under the halfwitted guise of "trimming" them, but everyone
knows that he's just a grade A Hatter obsessive...one of my moar
creepy Hatter Addicts at that.

Bob Larter

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Jun 13, 2009, 3:35:24 AM6/13/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:10:50 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet.
>> Too bad you're banned from editing anything on ED.
>
> Too bad I have a near limitless supply of proxy servers, you fumbling
> retard. They often ban new accounts of mine if they suspect they're
> me, but they never do revert any of my edits, mostly because they're
> usually really entertaining...plus it would make them look really
> butthurt and vindictive if they did. Sometimes that Hatter Addict
> "Spacey" will go through and change some of my edits around slightly,
> usually under the halfwitted guise of "trimming" them, but everyone
> knows that he's just a grade A Hatter obsessive...one of my moar
> creepy Hatter Addicts at that.

Well then, why don't you prove you're right by editing your ED page,
DiaperBoi? You won't, of course, because you can't.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jun 13, 2009, 5:56:48 AM6/13/09
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On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:35:24 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:10:50 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet.
>>> Too bad you're banned from editing anything on ED.
>>
>> Too bad I have a near limitless supply of proxy servers, you fumbling
>> retard. They often ban new accounts of mine if they suspect they're
>> me, but they never do revert any of my edits, mostly because they're
>> usually really entertaining...plus it would make them look really
>> butthurt and vindictive if they did. Sometimes that Hatter Addict
>> "Spacey" will go through and change some of my edits around slightly,
>> usually under the halfwitted guise of "trimming" them, but everyone
>> knows that he's just a grade A Hatter obsessive...one of my moar
>> creepy Hatter Addicts at that.
>
>Well then, why don't you prove you're right by editing your ED page,
>DiaperBoi? You won't, of course, because you can't.

What the fuck are you talking about you idiot, I edit my article all
the time. In fact I did a minor edit just a couple weeks ago because
I completely revamped my fan art folder:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/

The new version has source attributes!

I've also been considering whether or not I should separate
commissioned pieces from actual Hatter Addict work.

Oh, also Fumbles, where do you think ~all~ that image content on the
article came from? Dee, dee, dee! LOL, you fumbling retard, what did
you just skip over the talk page for the article? Hell a good 75% of
the entire talk page is all from me.

Normally how it works is I upload new material on the talk page and
then poke real hard at other snits to get them to add it into the main
article. I usually try and avoid making large scale edits to the main
article myself, mostly because I think it's important to try and keep
the article as "real" as possible...well, not so much "real" in the
sense of the nature of the content (since it's all pretty much
bullshit), but "real" in the sense that it's put together by actual
Hatter Addicts...again like the difference between my commissioned fan
art, that I actually paid artists money to make, and art work that was
created out of butthurt rage from actual Hatter Addicts.

Bob Larter

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Jun 29, 2009, 10:33:35 PM6/29/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:35:24 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:10:50 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> FTT doesn't actually have an ED entry...yet.
>>>> Too bad you're banned from editing anything on ED.
>>> Too bad I have a near limitless supply of proxy servers, you fumbling
>>> retard. They often ban new accounts of mine if they suspect they're
>>> me, but they never do revert any of my edits, mostly because they're
>>> usually really entertaining...plus it would make them look really
>>> butthurt and vindictive if they did. Sometimes that Hatter Addict
>>> "Spacey" will go through and change some of my edits around slightly,
>>> usually under the halfwitted guise of "trimming" them, but everyone
>>> knows that he's just a grade A Hatter obsessive...one of my moar
>>> creepy Hatter Addicts at that.
>> Well then, why don't you prove you're right by editing your ED page,
>> DiaperBoi? You won't, of course, because you can't.
>
> What the fuck are you talking about you idiot, I edit my article all
> the time. In fact I did a minor edit just a couple weeks ago because

You're full of shit, DiaperBoi. Post a link to a recent edit on the ED
page about you.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jul 1, 2009, 9:23:48 AM7/1/09
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On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:35 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Y<Hatter hammers his fist into Whinels face.>

Damn record just keeps skippin. If I hit it enough times though it
might stop. *nods*

--


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."

"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

���hw��f

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Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
steaming pile of<doom45dk2mifopqio...@4ax.com>:

>On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:35 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Y<Hatter hammers his fist into Whinels face.>
>
>Damn record just keeps skippin. If I hit it enough times though it
>might stop. *nods*
>

<blink>
Wow, somwon seems a little flustered. Good thing nothing ever poasted
on teh interwerbs iz teh bother yuo :)

>>I'm no hypocrite I even openly attack myself just for shits and
>> giggles:
>> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter


Good Times, huh?

^_^


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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jul 1, 2009, 11:52:00 AM7/1/09
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On Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:05:12 -0500, ���hw��f <snuh...@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a

>steaming pile of<doom45dk2mifopqio...@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:35 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Y<Hatter hammers his fist into Whinels face.>
>>
>>Damn record just keeps skippin. If I hit it enough times though it
>>might stop. *nods*
>>
>
><blink>

>Wo<WHACK>

And yet another skipping record. Yeesh, if it's not one retard it's
his shadow.

It's nice to see you two made up though and are slurping each others
asses again.

§ñühw¤£f

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Jul 1, 2009, 5:53:58 PM7/1/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter pinched a steaming load of this:
>

BZZZZZZZZZT...NO CARRIER!

Huh?
:(

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www.snuhwolf.9f.com | http://www.eyeonpalin.org


_____ ____ ____ __ /\_/\ __ _ ______ _____
/ __/ |/ / / / / // // . . \\ \ |\ | / __ \ \ \ __\
_\ \/ / /_/ / _ / \ / \ \| \| \ \_\ \ \__\ _\
/___/_/|_/\____/_//_/ \_@_/ \__|\__|\____/\____\_\

_..._ ___ ___ ___ ___ _..._

Bob Larter

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���hw��f wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
> steaming pile of<doom45dk2mifopqio...@4ax.com>:
>
>> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:35 +1000, Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Y<Hatter hammers his fist into Whinels face.>
>> Damn record just keeps skippin. If I hit it enough times though it
>> might stop. *nods*
>>
>
> <blink>
> Wow, somwon seems a little flustered. Good thing nothing ever poasted
> on teh interwerbs iz teh bother yuo :)

LOL. No, that bad old DiaperBoi isn't bothered AT ALL!!!!


>>> I'm no hypocrite I even openly attack myself just for shits and
>>> giggles:
>>> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>
>
> Good Times, huh?

He's a born masochist.

���hw��f

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Jul 2, 2009, 11:34:59 AM7/2/09
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Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
of<h2i6et$62v$7...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>���hw��f wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>> steaming pile of<doom45dk2mifopqio...@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:35 +1000, Bob Larter
<bobby...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Y<Hatter hammers his fist into Whinels face.>
>>> Damn record just keeps skippin. If I hit it enough times though it
>>> might stop. *nods*
>>>
>>
>> <blink>
>> Wow, somwon seems a little flustered. Good thing nothing ever
poasted
>> on teh interwerbs iz teh bother yuo :)
>
>LOL. No, that bad old DiaperBoi isn't bothered AT ALL!!!!
>

His predictable tanty is sure to confirm that.


>
>>>> I'm no hypocrite I even openly attack myself just for shits and
>>>> giggles:
>>>> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>
>>
>> Good Times, huh?
>
>He's a born masochist.
>

Must be; still works for MallWart.

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