Need Halloween Jokes For 6 y.o.

[Sandy Gamble]

My 6 year old son came home with a request from his teacher, asking for
Halloween jokes. Heard any good ones that he could share with his class?
Would appreciate any that are appropriate for this age group.

Thanks!
Sandy Gamble
<s...@goodnet.com>

[Lauria Blackwell]

In article <54701t$27...@news.goodnet.com>,

san...@goodnet.com (Sandy Gamble) writes:
> My 6 year old son came home with a request from his teacher, asking for
> Halloween jokes. Heard any good ones that he could share with his class?
> Would appreciate any that are appropriate for this age group.
>

What did the skeleton order in the bar?
A drink and a mop.

(could be modified to 'restaurant')
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[Lisa Guisbond]

Sandy Gamble wrote:
>
> My 6 year old son came home with a request from his teacher, asking for
> Halloween jokes. Heard any good ones that he could share with his class?
> Would appreciate any that are appropriate for this age group.
>

> Thanks!
> Sandy Gamble
> <s...@goodnet.com>

What kind of mistakes do little ghosts make?
Boo boos.

How does a little witch tell time?
On her witch watch.

Why didn't the little skeleton want to go in the house?
She didn't have any guts.

What did the witch use to fix her hair?
Scare spray.

What do you call a skeleton who won't get up?
Lazy bones.

Which witch wears the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.

What did the vampire say when he was offered some cake?
No fangs.

Why was the monster such a terrible dancer?
He had three left feet.

What do you do with a blue monster?
Cheer her up?

That's all I can remember. Credit: _Trick or Eek_ (sorry, can't
recall the author).

Lisa Guisbond
li...@cpg.com

[Deena Kilmon]

What makes noise and smells like dust?
Mummy farts.

I did NOT make this up, so don't complain to me! I saw it on
a card last night at the drug store.

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[dp7...@acad.drake.edu]

I wouldn't recommend this for a six year old, but since
we're sharing:

What's Mozart doing for Halloween this year?

-Decomposing.

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Dawn Price, Drake University
dp7...@acad.drake.edu

[Grace Sylvan]

> In article <54701t$27...@news.goodnet.com>,
> san...@goodnet.com (Sandy Gamble) writes:

> > My 6 year old son came home with a request from his teacher, asking for
> > Halloween jokes. Heard any good ones that he could share with his class?

There are a lot of kid halloween jokes at

http://www.zia.com/holidays/halloween/

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Tigger (Grace Sylvan) Mom of Katherine Yelena, 7,
tig...@satyr.sylvan.com Robin Gregory, 4
Children's Shareware Pages: http://www.sylvan.com/

[Dana Erin Mcdaniel]

Sandy Gamble (san...@goodnet.com) wrote:
: My 6 year old son came home with a request from his teacher, asking for

: Halloween jokes. Heard any good ones that he could share with his class?

: Would appreciate any that are appropriate for this age group.

What kind of wolf does the laundry?

A wash 'n werewolf!

okay, it's bad, but it's cute!
Dana

[Susan Gibbons]

What did the mother skeleton say when it was time to eat?

Bon' apetite
(created by my son Eric age 7)