Software, Testing, and Documentation Hotshots for Rent

[Alan]

Extremely experienced and technically savvy small company seeks individuals
or companies (small, medium, or big) who want to document their projects,
products, source code, or technology.

Need it in Frame? MS-Word? Adobe Acrobat PDF? HTML? MS-HELP format?
Plain ol' ASCII? Need it fast? Need it RIGHT (instead of what you often
get from so-called Tech Writers)? We are embedded engineers who, weirdly
enough, like to also do documentation, and take great pride in turning out a
professional quality product WITHOUT asking tons of stupid questions that
waste your time.

We are also experts on Software Testing and QA (embedded, PC, client-server,
and Web). In fact, we have so much experience in this we can guarantee
we'll do a better job, faster, than anyone else -- and we WON'T waste your
time with bonehead bug reports. Just juicy ones, with good descriptions,
regression test cases, and test automation. We *love* to Test, too.

Need someone to architect or code software? Seriously experienced in
firmware, BIOS, embedded, and of course Win32 PC and Linux/Unix. Not only
do we do it right, we do it quickly, and we document our work.

You *can* have all three: quality, schedule, and price. We guarantee our
work. Discount if you mention Usenet, too.

By the way -- we have signed non-disclosure agreements with over 50
companies, many of them The Biggies. So YES, we can keep secrets. And we
can prove it.

Thanks,

Alan
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Alan R. Weiss
ECL - EEMBC Certification Laboratories
Benchmarking * Certification * Software Testing and Product Analysis *
Strategic Consulting * Documentation
6507 Jester Blvd, Suite 511 Austin, Texas 78750 USA
Voice: 512-219-0302 Fax: 512-219-0402 Mobile: 512-845-1305 email:
al...@ebenchmarks.com