Vive Le France Libre!

[Frank Kafka]

Mireille Mathieu - Caruso (paroles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxEqG9jpTM

Lucio Dalla - Caruso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqtSuL3H2xs

Music and lyrics by Lucio Dalla

Mireille's voice must be one of the most beautiful voices ever after
Nana Mouskouri.

[Footlong French Foreskin]

My 3 passions, not in order of import, are Ballet, Opera and reporting
'Headcases' to the roving teams of
mental health assessors currently assigned to the Tweed area. Tweed
Ballet clip from past season:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFdpXCGCaa4

[Tony]

Viva la shit nothin'.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

[Footlong French Foreskin]

Tony, what part of france/quebec were you deported from?

He is pissed due to the longstanding tradition of french communities
rejecting and isolating anyone
with evident mental health deficiencies. In French slang, a 'Tony'
is a gay man with small dick and
outright crazy.

Vive la france, vive la quebec separatiste, French uber alles!!!!

[-Dirt]

Pretty Funny. FootLong4skin. Them were the good ol'dayz.

Remember 'The Sheik' and Bobby something.. My memory is shot..

I see you got away from the Funny Farm this weekend. Escape or Furlow?

-DirtyFilthyFunLovingGuy