George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Fritz Wuehler
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the mil itary....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
Ted
There are between 20 and 30 million illegals in America. An economic
boom of unprecedented
magnitude would result from their deportation.
ted
http://www.newnation.org/ New Nation News
-DirtBag©
"Ted" <tedo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Yea but be like to imprison them at a cost of $26,000 a year each.. We
like to screw ourselves in America.
Ranting
"Ted" <tedo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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ted
Really, you think that the work that is being done by illegals (and mostly
shitty work) will be done by americans for the same wage. If so, I have one
question for you. What colour is the sky in your world. You are dreaming if
you think that americans will pick fruit and vegtables for the same wage
these people will. If you ship them back, and economic BUST of unprecedented
magnitude will result when the price of everythign will skyrocket.
FrediFizzx
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Yep, the only sensible solution is to sign 'em up and tax 'em.
Fred
Bill Reid
Fritz Wuehler <fr...@spamexpire-200803.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote
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George Carlin didn't write that, it was written by Kurt Vonnegut...last
week:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
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William Ernest Reid
com...@webtv.net
immigrants who obey the law and pay taxes. many people forget that there
are millions of mexicans who have LEGALY applied to come to ameerica who
would take those jobs the illegals are hoarding. these mexicans who want
to obey the law are told they have to wait because of all the illegals
who have snuck in line ahead of them.
" Republicans are usually intelligent and well read. Democrats are
usually superstitous followers of urban legends "
com...@webtv.net
Ron Peterson
<fr...@spamexpire-200803.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote:
> George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp explains that
George Carlin didn't propose that.
--
Ron
David Fabian
"Ted" <tedo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:b5322df1-e806-45c7...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
<fr...@spamexpire-200803.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote:
> George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Do you have any proof that George Carlin wrote that?
According to his website, the Internet is full of crap that is falsely attributed to him:
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html
This is your brain on Fox News.
I don't think it's George Carlin. It's not his style. George hates
Republicans and wouldn't blame illegal immigrants for our problems.
Send proof that he said this, and I don't mean proof from your Nazi
website New Nation.
Doobie Keebler
> yes, the work WOULD be done for the sae price by americans
No. Fucking. Way.
Lakeside Foods operates canneries all around this part of the country,
and one of them is literally in my back yard.
http://www.lakesidefoods.com/LocationMaps/wi-mnmap.htm
The migrants arrive in Spring and head back to MEX in the Fall. it's
been an annual thing for far lonfer than I've lived here (1994). I
spoke with a line supervisor (a local anglo resident, works there full
time) who said they'd have to shut down the cannery if it weren't for
the Mexicans. They're a part of this little community I live in. You
could no more deport 'em than deport your neighbors.
Labor costs would skyrocket without the migrant workers.
To think otherwise is just fooling yourself.
littleoleme
"This is your brain on Fox News." <goof...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mar 19, 9:34 am, Ted <tedor...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 19, 8:23 am, Fritz Wuehler
> >
> >
> >
> > <fr...@spamexpire-200803.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote:
> > > George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
> >
> > > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
> >
> > > The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants!
> > > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.....
> > > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
> > > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
canteen, rifle and some
> > > ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the mil itary....
> > > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
> > > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
legal patriot.....
> > > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life
for themselves.. ....
> > > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo.....
> > > Problem solved.....
Hardly. The last thing our legitimate troops need is a bunch of untrained
losers shooting anything that moves.
And do not believe for a minute that they would make it through bootcamp,
they will crawl over those fences just like they did the US-Mexican border
fences.
Send them to Iraq with nothing? Yeah right, they will just team up with the
"insurgents", meaning more enemy to kill or more enemies to kill our troops.
Kookie Deebler
> Hardly. The last thing our legitimate troops need is a bunch of untrained
> losers shooting anything that moves.
Oh Nose!!!1!! 2 Late !!
==================
"Mexico... now has the largest contingent of any Latin nation fighting
on the ground in Iraq -- 8000 Mexican and Mexican-descent troops who
voluntarily joined the U.S. armed forces."
http://www.counterpunch.org/ross02212005.html
> And do not believe for a minute that they would make it through bootcamp,
> they will crawl over those fences just like they did the US-Mexican border
> fences.
> Send them to Iraq with nothing? Yeah right, they will just team up with the
> "insurgents", meaning more enemy to kill or more enemies to kill our troops.
U insult 8000 brave soldiers who iz fighting with US in Iraq?
Why you hate so much?
I Think... You has a smell...
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/08/u-has-a-smell/
Smell.. like.. racist skinhead mutherfucker.
Yeah! Datz itz!
Why don't U go fight dis war Urself, U so uppity Schmuckity?
Harold Burton
<b5322df1-e806-45c7...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
Ted <tedo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
And if they were all sent to Iraq, it would be pacified in a week. It's
a win-win.
Harold Burton
<bcbd4bca-62bc-45c4...@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> Send proof that he said this...
Why is that so important to you?
Doobie Keebler
adam russell
"Harold Burton" <hal.i....@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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If it is not obvious why truth is important then that speaks to your
validity.
adam russell
"Doobie Keebler" <koop...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Illegal workers depress the wage market both in the jobs they work and in
all interconnected economies. Many americans make less because of them. If
they werent here some prices would rise, and many wages would too. Its
fair.
Harold Burton
"adam russell" <adamr...@sbcglobal.net.invalid> wrote:
It's obvious that you're worried more about form than substance. Who
wrote it is not all that relevant, it's the content that's important and
you seem to be trying to avoid addressing that.
z
> Yep, the only sensible solution is to sign 'em up and tax 'em.
>
> Fred- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
if they're not having taxes withheld, that's their employers' doing
and doesn't have anything to do with them being legal or illegal. if
they are having taxes withheld, they sure as hell aren't filing for
refunds, so the treasury is getting more than they would from legal
workers.
z
<goofin...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 19, 9:34 am, Ted <tedor...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Mar 19, 8:23 am, Fritz Wuehler
>
> > <fr...@spamexpire-200803.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote:
> > > George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
>
> > > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
>
> > > The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
> > > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
> > > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
> > > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
> > > ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the mil itary....
> > > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
> > > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....
> > > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
> > > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
> > > Problem solved.....
>
> > > If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
>
> > There are between 20 and 30 million illegals in America. An economic
> > boom of unprecedented
> > magnitude would result from their deportation.
>
> > ted
>
>
> I don't think it's George Carlin. It's not his style. George hates
> Republicans and wouldn't blame illegal immigrants for our problems.
Carlin would write that the solution to save gasoline is to round up
republicans and deport them.
and he'd be right.
DirtBag
"z" <gzuc...@snail-mail.net> wrote in message
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I fear that many of the jobs these illegals do may not get done if left to
the available work force in Marin. As long as they pay there taxes, and
are respectful, they dont bother me. I am happy.
Buffet...@gmail.com
it was the greedy asholes on
wall street, the republican pricks in iraq and a 'consumer society'
intent on living beyond its
means.
Got nothing agin mexicans, it the NAZIS and neo cons that we have to
start torturing and
burning for energy.
Ted
> "z" <gzuck...@snail-mail.net> wrote in message
1. Enormous amounts of money is sent each week to their home
countries. Do your research.
2. Their impact on the medical systems and law enforcement is
staggering.
3. Their existence prolongs antiquated methods of crop harvest.
4.Their removal will stimulate development of labor-saving methods.
5.Their removal will stop the obvious potential for increasing social
and political strife.
6.Their high birthrate is a major contributing factor to environment
damaging population growth.
ted
Ted
wrote:
Yes, many things need correction. But let us start by removing the
cancerous illegals, work to
restore the family farm, and get the hell out of Iraq!
ted