Re: OT SHIT HAPPENS
ausound
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> Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
> Taoism: Shit happens.
> Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
> Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
> Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
> Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
> Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
> Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
> Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
> Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
> Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
> Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
> Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve
> the right wine with it.
> Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape
> juice with it.
> Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as
> shit that happens to another.
> Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that
> happens to another.
> Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
> Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are
> born again. (Amen!)
> Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
> Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
> Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
> Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
> Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
> Creationism: God made all shit.
> Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
> Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
> Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
> Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
> Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
> Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
> Darwinism: This shit was once food.
> Capitalism: That's MY shit.
> Communism: It's everybody's shit.
> Feminism: Men are shit.
> Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
> Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
> Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
> Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
> Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
> Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
> Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
> Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
> Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
> Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
> Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
> Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
> Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
> Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you
> some of our shit?
> Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only
> the righteous shall survive its happening.
> Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
> Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
> Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
> Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
> Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
> Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
> Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
> Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
> Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
> Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
> Atheism: What shit?
> Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
> Nihilism: No shit.
>
>
> And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one
> day at a time!
>
> http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html
>
and Bob Waldism: "Let's pump the shit out of this shit"
Bob Waldism #2: "I own 10 million shares of this shit"
Bob Waldism #3: " I've lost 99.9% of my money on this shit..LOL"
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> Joe Dolan <auto343...@hushmail.com> wrote innews:Xns9CF3987...@69.16.185.250:
ROTFLMAO
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skeeter
"ausound" <aus...@spambog.com> wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one
>> day at a time!
>>
>> http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html
>>
>
> and Bob Waldism: "Let's pump the shit out of this shit"
>
> Bob Waldism #2: "I own 10 million shares of this shit"
>
> Bob Waldism #3: " I've lost 99.9% of my money on this shit..LOL"
>
thats pretty funny.