Lyle the loser...
Eckiller
pre puberty boy. Feel free to tell lyle how much you hate him in this
thread. Lyle you are a dumbshit motherfucker who doesnt know what the fuck
he is doing. Go wash cars or something.
Lyle McDonald
I think Lyle is a pathetic loser who has the body of a pre-pubertal boy.
I hate myself. Actually, that's untrue.
I am a dumbshit motherfucker who does'nt know what the fuck he is doing.
But I won't wash cars.
You happy now?
Lyle
gps
No, he won't be happy until you post some porn that he likes.
ps
Lyle McDonald
http://www.fuckingfreemovies.com
That should keep him busy unless he can type with one hand like I can.
Lyle
Darryl Licke
to care enough to flame you. I applaud you.
Lyle McDonald
>
> I must say Lyle...you are doing something right if you can get this many people
> to care enough to flame you. I applaud you.
Exactly my feeling about it. Well put.
I posted this before but I'll say it again: what my dumbshit trolls
don't realize is that:
a. they can't insult me in any meaningful way, because they do'nt konw
what my buttons are. Calling me names sure as shit doesn't bother me in
the least.
b. seeing my name strokes my ego, regardless of the context. So every
time I see a post like Lyle the loser, it just makes me feel that much
better because I love seeing my name in print as much as I love hearing
my own voice.
If they really wanted to hurt my feelings, they'd never post about me again.
Lyle
Victor Conte
all
and he certainly does not.
Victor Conte
to dish it out, but he certainly has shown that he doen't take it very well. If
fact,
Lyle is probably the biggest baby on mfw. Repeatedly threatening physical harm to
people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even bench press
250 lbs.
Scott K.
him or not.
I have objective criteria for my hate list; Lyle doesn't make the cut,
sorry.
As for the car-washing thing, my Odyssey could use a little TLC....
--
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Lyle McDonald
>
> Gotta put off dissing Lyle's physique until I find out whether I can outlift
> him or not.
How does outlifting you (I bet my DL > your bench <G>) have anything to
do with my physique?
>
> I have objective criteria for my hate list; Lyle doesn't make the cut,
> sorry.
What if I don't show up today?
I wanna be on Scott's list.
> As for the car-washing thing, my Odyssey could use a little TLC....
I'll bring my keys.
Lyle
Scott K.
harm to
> people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even
bench press
> 250 lbs.
>
Not that Lyle comes across as physically intimidating. I assumed the
physical threats were, um, humor.
Lyle McDonald
Victor Conte cried, since he's told and tired:
> > Lyle is probably the biggest baby on mfw. Repeatedly threatening physical
> harm to
> > people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even
> bench press
> > 250 lbs.
Since when did you have to bench 250 to kick someone's ass, Victor?
>> Like that's a criterion for stopping hearts.
>
> Not that Lyle comes across as physically intimidating. I assumed the
> physical threats were, um, humor.
If clint wants to tell me when and where to meet him so he can try to
kick my ass, he's welcome to.
only retards think that size = ass kicking ability. Victor Conte is a
retard, however. I'm going to enjoy talking to him face to face in
Vegas in October, see how bad he really is.
Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
Not that I believe in violence, I abhor violence.
Excpet when it's absolutely necessary, then I have no problem with it at all.
Lyle
Keith Hobman
>
> Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
> of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
Better go talk to some Thai boxers about this Lyle. They take kicks on the
knees all the time. Very tough sport.
If you think you are going to immobilize a person with one kick or punch -
well, you haven't fought anyone tough. Its almost impossible to hit an
experienced fighter cleanly.
--
Keith Hobman
Lyle McDonald
Incidentally, Vic, I'm not sure how you see anybody is giving me my own medicine.
Only low self esteem dumbfucks like you think that calling someone a
loser actually hurts. I think it's funny that the trolls and you waste
all this time calling me names, because I assure you it affects me not
one bit.
But you're all too retarded to even have the first clue how to insult
me, assuming it was still even possible (it's not, I'm far too secure in
who I am).
Words mean nothing and the truth means nothing. I'm not that type of
fuckwit, like you and the others Victor. Because it's easy to push your
buttons, you give away your insecurities like nobody's business. I have
no insecurities, hence no buttons. Hence you can't get to me. You can
try, and I'll laugh at your feeble attempts. But you're all just too
dumb to even have a clue how to do it.
See you in October, old man. You better start slamming the ZMA between
now and then, see if it prevents you from being old and tired when we talk.
And I'm not threatening violence in the least, because you're exactly
the kind of weasel dipfuck who would pick a fight and then sue for
assault. Just like you posted my home number (bad boy, Victor, you
posted my private information without my permission), becaues you're
nothing but a weasel who can't deal with people like a man would. No
matter, we'll see what you do face to face in Vegas. I'll make sure and
videotape it so I can show everyone what an old little weasel dipfuck
you really are.
Basically, I just wanna see if you'll talk smack to my face like you do here.
Because we both know that you won't, such is the horror of being old and
tired like you. I may be small but I can get bigger. You're just
moving closer to your impending death, knowing that the majority of
people with a brain know you're nothing but a scumbag dipshit. And you
can't get any younger, Vic.
Oh yeah, Rob Schuh says he wants to stop by your booth and say hi, too.
Be seeing you, Victor.
Lyle
Lyle McDonald
>
> In article <3AE73867...@onr.com>, lyl...@onr.com wrote:
>
> >
> > Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
> > of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
>
> Better go talk to some Thai boxers about this Lyle. They take kicks on the
> knees all the time. Very tough sport.
I'll keep that in mind when I face down a Thai kickboxer.
And they lift their leg so taht the kick hits their shin for the most part.
A good hard kick to the side of a knee will snap the ligaments, assuming
you connect cleanly.
> If you think you are going to immobilize a person with one kick or punch -
> well, you haven't fought anyone tough. Its almost impossible to hit an
> experienced fighter cleanly.
I know this. Believe me I know this.
It's all irrelevant, Victor is posturing so I'm just posturing back.
Difference is he thinks he's being a bad man, I know I'm just beating my
chest back at him.
Lyle
Adam Fahy
> Since when did you have to bench 250 to kick someone's ass, Victor?
It's funny; when I was my most ass-kicking-ist, my 1rm bench was ~250. But
now that I don't practice MA anymore, I'm just a big pussycat.
-Adam
Keith Hobman
Okay. I'm currently reeling from my dumb reply to the emphysema thread, so
I think i'll go and drop 250 lbs on my head. It can't hurt.
BTW - there is no correlation between big bench presses and kicking ass. I
agree with Lyle on that completely.
--
Keith Hobman
Lyle McDonald
>
> In article <3AE73C17...@onr.com>, lyl...@onr.com wrote:
>
> > Keith Hobman wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <3AE73867...@onr.com>, lyl...@onr.com wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
> > > > of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
> > >
> > > Better go talk to some Thai boxers about this Lyle. They take kicks on the
> > > knees all the time. Very tough sport.
> >
> > I'll keep that in mind when I face down a Thai kickboxer.
> >
> > And they lift their leg so taht the kick hits their shin for the most part.
> > A good hard kick to the side of a knee will snap the ligaments, assuming
> > you connect cleanly.
> >
> > > If you think you are going to immobilize a person with one kick or punch -
> > > well, you haven't fought anyone tough. Its almost impossible to hit an
> > > experienced fighter cleanly.
> >
> > I know this. Believe me I know this.
> >
> > It's all irrelevant, Victor is posturing so I'm just posturing back.
> > Difference is he thinks he's being a bad man, I know I'm just beating my
> > chest back at him.
> >
>
> Okay. I'm currently reeling from my dumb reply to the emphysema thread, so
> I think i'll go and drop 250 lbs on my head. It can't hurt.
Hey, it's more than I can bench. ;)
>
> BTW - there is no correlation between big bench presses and kicking ass. I
> agree with Lyle on that completely.
Just ignore Victor, maybe he'll go away.
Lyle
Scott K.
punch -
> > well, you haven't fought anyone tough. Its almost impossible to hit an
> > experienced fighter cleanly.
>
to scuffle here is an experienced fighter, I think.
And yeah, hit in combination.
gps
I think he's talking about clint and vic, not experienced fighters.
ps
Keith Hobman
True, true...
--
Keith Hobman
Lyle McDonald
And:
a. I don't think Clint exists except as an obvious troll boy. I'm
guessing it's one of Mike Lane's personalities, the Clint/Mike comments
towards John Williams are just too self similar for me to see it otherwise.
b. I wouldn't beat someone as old as Vic up, it would make me feel bad.
he's old and tired and obviously fearful of his own death, I would feel
guilty about making his pathetic little life any worse. He's also just
the kind of weasel to pick a fight and then sue for assault. Like all
signifyin' monkeys.
Lyle
Bryce
Its amazing what doesn't work as well as you thought it would when your
fights happen outside of your own head.
Its amazing for all the training you do, It always seems to come down to a
crude takedown, sit-out, or gut wrench. You never seem to get to use "the
cool stuff".
--
Bryce Lane
http://b_movie.tripod.com
Bryce
ClintThompson
>Victor Conte cried, since he's told and tired:
>
>> > Lyle is probably the biggest baby on mfw. Repeatedly threatening
>physical
>> harm to
>> > people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even
>> bench press
>> > 250 lbs.
>
>Since when did you have to bench 250 to kick someone's ass, Victor?
>
You don't if you can fight. But since YOU cannot do either, you're pretty much
fucked.
>
>>> Like that's a criterion for stopping hearts.
>>
>> Not that Lyle comes across as physically intimidating. I assumed the
>> physical threats were, um, humor.
>
>If clint wants to tell me when and where to meet him so he can try to
>kick my ass, he's welcome to.
>
Why would I want to spend 5-10 years in jail for maiming/killing you in a
fight? Which is why I am not going to set up a specific place and time to
'fight' you.
>only retards think that size = ass kicking ability. Victor Conte is a
>retard, however. I'm going to enjoy talking to him face to face in
>Vegas in October, see how bad he really is.
>
>Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
>of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
>
BWAHAHAHAHHAA! A kick to the knee? Give me a fucking break, bitch. A kick to
the knee will sting or cause a little damage, but as soon as you throw that
knee I am taking your head off with a straight right. You watch too many
movies, no one is immobilized by a leg kick unless it is a freak occurence.
And as soon as you are on the ground from the right hand, I am going to put you
into a rear naked choke and give you a little brain damage. Depending on how I
feel, I might just break your arms, too.
ClintThompson
And you are an experienced fighter? The only thing you are is a skinny little
weak fuckhead with a fatass bitch for a wife.
Scott K.
Strikers get to use some of the cool shit, honest.
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I read someplace where the guy said you should kick the other guy in the
thigh, which will hurt and stun for a second, and then you immediately
start throwing punches to the face and throat, then grab the guys head
and slam his face against the top of your head. Then run before the
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Lyle McDonald
>
> >From: Lyle McDonald lyl...@onr.com
>
> >Victor Conte cried, since he's told and tired:
> >
> >> > Lyle is probably the biggest baby on mfw. Repeatedly threatening
> >physical
> >> harm to
> >> > people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even
> >> bench press
> >> > 250 lbs.
> >
> >Since when did you have to bench 250 to kick someone's ass, Victor?
> >
>
> You don't if you can fight. But since YOU cannot do either, you're pretty much
> fucked.
I'm still waiting for you to name a time and place, Clint.
Since YOU pussed out on meeting me at world gym the other week.
Didja forget?
http://www.onr.com/user/lylemcd
You're the first signifyin' monkey.
>
> >
> >>> Like that's a criterion for stopping hearts.
> >>
> >> Not that Lyle comes across as physically intimidating. I assumed the
> >> physical threats were, um, humor.
> >
> >If clint wants to tell me when and where to meet him so he can try to
> >kick my ass, he's welcome to.
> >
>
> Why would I want to spend 5-10 years in jail for maiming/killing you in a
> fight? Which is why I am not going to set up a specific place and time to
> 'fight' you.
Funny how you changed your tune.
Don't worry, you won't be killing anybody, and I wouldn't sue you if you
beat me up. Only a pussy like you would pick a fight and sue the person
when they lost.
> >only retards think that size = ass kicking ability. Victor Conte is a
> >retard, however. I'm going to enjoy talking to him face to face in
> >Vegas in October, see how bad he really is.
> >
> >Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
> >of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
> >
>
> BWAHAHAHAHHAA! A kick to the knee? Give me a fucking break, bitch. A kick to
> the knee will sting or cause a little damage, but as soon as you throw that
> knee I am taking your head off with a straight right. You watch too many
> movies, no one is immobilized by a leg kick unless it is a freak occurence.
Learn some anatomy and name your time and place.
Or shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
Lyle
Lyle McDonald
And you're nothing but a pussy choad who talks smack and backs down when
given the chance to prove your bas-assedness.
Lyle
gps
>
> >From: gps gst...@ix.netcom.com
>
> >Keith Hobman wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <3AE73867...@onr.com>, lyl...@onr.com wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > Sure, size has an impact but, big or not, a good snap kick to the side
> >> > of the knee will immobilize ANYBODY.
> >>
> >> Better go talk to some Thai boxers about this Lyle. They take kicks on the
> >> knees all the time. Very tough sport.
> >>
> >> If you think you are going to immobilize a person with one kick or punch -
> >> well, you haven't fought anyone tough. Its almost impossible to hit an
> >> experienced fighter cleanly.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Keith Hobman
> >
> >I think he's talking about clint and vic, not experienced fighters.
> >
>
> And you are an experienced fighter?
No, not at all.
ps
John M. Williams
>Dear Darryl: People are just giving Lyle a dose of his own medicine. Lyle loves
>to dish it out, but he certainly has shown that he doen't take it very well. If
>fact,
>Lyle is probably the biggest baby on mfw. Repeatedly threatening physical harm to
>people when you look like Lyle is a total joke. Lyle probably can't even bench press
>250 lbs.
I seen you, Victor. I seriously doubt you can, either.
--
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"Patrick Arnold" <parn...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> I read someplace where the guy said you should kick the other guy in the
> thigh, which will hurt and stun for a second, and then you immediately
> start throwing punches to the face and throat, then grab the guys head
> and slam his face against the top of your head. Then run before the
> cops get there
>
for a few weeks, it does a good job of breaking all of those little blood
vessels. Running before the cops get there is excellent advice, especially
if you won.
T. Blaze Boren
>
>Post here if you think Lyle is a sick pathetic loser who has the body of a
>pre puberty boy. Feel free to tell lyle how much you hate him in this
>thread. Lyle you are a dumbshit motherfucker who doesnt know what the fuck
>he is doing. Go wash cars or something.
>
Brother we all have our issues in life but whatever is eating at you...must
being suffering horrribly. I mean I can tell from your posts that you are
suffering from low self esteem and an inferiority complex and it's completely
justified.Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.Obviously you are
out of your depth here. Then again you would be out of your depth in a parking
lot puddle.
T. Blaze Boren
If you think you feel good....you should feel me!!!
Bryce
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Scott K. <skur...@spamcop.net.removethis> wrote in article
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Bryce
time?
ClintThompson <clintt...@aol.comnospam> wrote in article
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Raymond K. Hessel
>
> Dear Eckiller: Lyle seems to be a totally deluded fool who thinks he knows it
> all
> and he certainly does not.
Unlike you, who spends his time here bashing people and shamelessly
whoreing products. Hey, what happened to Lennox Lewis, the man who you
touted for taking ZMA? Yup, that's right, he got his ass KNOCKED DA
FUCK OUT!
I wonder if the ZMA helped him wake up faster after having his head
knocked off his shoulders?
Ray
Raymond K. Hessel
>
> Post here if you think Lyle is a sick pathetic loser who has the body of a
> pre puberty boy. Feel free to tell lyle how much you hate him in this
> thread. Lyle you are a dumbshit motherfucker who doesnt know what the fuck
> he is doing. Go wash cars or something.
Hey Eckiller, Internet tough guy extraordinaire! Your testicles called,
they're wondering if they can get directions back to your scrotum.
Ray
Raymond K. Hessel
<snip>
>
> BWAHAHAHAHHAA! A kick to the knee? Give me a fucking break, bitch. A kick to
> the knee will sting or cause a little damage,
With frail little bitch-girl knees like yours, Lyle could fart 2 blocks
away from you and still collapse your knee like a house of cards.
> but as soon as you throw that
> knee I am taking your head off with a straight right.
A straight right from a gay homosexual. If I were Lyle, I'd be more
worried about infections from the semen and feces on your hand rather
than the pain from you hitting me. Besides, you probably hit
limp-wristed anyway.
> You watch too many
> movies, no one is immobilized by a leg kick unless it is a freak occurence.
Again, this is you we're talking about. Your knees fold easier than a
pair of linen slacks.
> And as soon as you are on the ground from the right hand, I am going to put you
> into a rear naked choke and give you a little brain damage.
Imagining you giving Lyle a rear naked ANYTHING is enough to cause brain
damage.
> Depending on how I
> feel, I might just break your arms, too.
Is that before or after you try to toss his salad while you have him in
the rear naked choke?
Ya know Clint, it would be MUCH easier on you if you just admitted that
you want to slip Lyle your tubesteak. All this closet homo rage built
up inside you must be really hard to deal with. On the one hand you've
got this facade of machismo you have to maintain, but on the other hand
you're secretly wanting to tongueflick Lyle's barking spider. It must
be hard (both literally and figuratively).
Ray
Lyle McDonald
>
> Victor Conte wrote:
> >
> > Dear Eckiller: Lyle seems to be a totally deluded fool who thinks he knows it
> > all
> > and he certainly does not.
How you figure Vic, that I think I know it all.
I know a lot of things.
I know more than you'll ever know, that's for goddamn sure.
I think I know who wrote the book of love.
I've forgotten more physiology and biochemistry than you'll ever dream
of knowing.
But I don't know it all.
I don't know who killed JR.
I don't know where Hoffa's body is buried.
I don't know how to do my own taxes or change my own oil.
I don't know how to scam idiots with crappy products (something you
could teach me about).
Never claimed to, actually.
ONly a total retard thinks he knows everything.
Smart people (like me, not like you) know they don't know it all.
I'm very well aware of what I know and what I don't know.
You, on the other hand, you know nothing except how to scam idiots with
your snake oil. Oh yeah, you know how to talk a lot of shit.
See you in October, Victor.
Lyle
ClintThompson
>Has anyone ever seen Clint and Eric Cartman in the same place at the same
>time?
Did you say something, Corkey? Actually, to your credit--you look like a cross
between Corky the retard and Sloth from the Goonies! "HEY YOU
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"
Stephen Mulholland
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> A straight right from a gay homosexual.
This has nothing to do with the price of fish, but....
Is a gay homosexual straight? I'm confused now.
Stephen
Bob Tokyo
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> > A straight right from a gay homosexual.
>
> This has nothing to do with the price of fish, but....
>
> Is a gay homosexual straight? I'm confused now.
>
> Stephen
I think the preferred term is "Gaily Forward".
Steve Gallagher
>
> Has anyone ever seen Clint and Eric Cartman in the same place at the same
> time?
Oh sure. Easy to tell apart, really. Cartman is the leaner of the two.
And
the better-looking.
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Bryce
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Top Sirloin
>Has anyone ever seen Clint and Eric Cartman in the same place at the same
>time?
<big ass coffee spew>
Good one Bryce!
-Scott Johnson
Kill Mumia Abu-Jamal
http://www.danielfaulkner.com
Kevin Clements
> worried about infections from the semen and feces on your hand rather
> than the pain from you hitting me. Besides, you probably hit
> limp-wristed anyway.
Ray,
Much as I cheer you for giving it to that asshole Clint, please refrain in
the future from the stereotypes you perpetuate in your above quoted post.
Not all gay men have infectious dieseases, if fact the number of gay men
with those *so called* gay diseases (HIV+, Hepatitis B, etc) has been rising
at a much slower rate than their heterosexual counterparts. These days
you're almost as susceptible to get one of these infections from a straight
guy/gal than from a gay male.
Now, back to bashing Clit. :-)
--
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After all, what is weight lifting but courage?
Courage to overcome your self doubt,
courage to push yourself beyond set limits,
courage to realize that doing something great
even once in life forges the iron we call spirit!
....... Captain Cut Diesel
Bryce
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David Winters
Here, let me help:
> I don't know who killed JR.
They retconned that whole season into a dream at the beginning of the next
season. Since it was a dream, no one actually shot--much less killed--J.R.
> I don't know where Hoffa's body is buried.
Neither do I, but of the theories I've heard, the most amusing two:
1. Buried under the goalpost in a football field somewhere in NJ.
2. Twice through a meat grinder, then into the concrete for a pedestal
holding up a statue.
> I don't know how to do my own taxes or change my own oil.
I can show you, but not over Usenet.
> I don't know how to scam idiots with crappy products (something you
> could teach me about).
Sorry, no clue.
I'm only batting .500 here. I'll try to do better next time.
D.
Rob Valente
wrote:
>But I don't know it all.
>I don't know who killed JR.
>I don't know where Hoffa's body is buried.
There used to be a rumor that he was buried in the endzone of the
Pontiac Silverdome. Used to be.
Rob
gps
No, in the Meadowlands, New Jersey.
ps
Scott D.
wrote:
>> I don't know where Hoffa's body is buried.
>
>Neither do I, but of the theories I've heard, the most amusing two:
>
>1. Buried under the goalpost in a football field somewhere in NJ.
>
>2. Twice through a meat grinder, then into the concrete for a pedestal
>holding up a statue.
That's why people in the know never eat at Satriale's...