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Mar 17, 2011, 8:20:23 AM3/17/11
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STAFF MEETING AT THE SMITHSONIAN
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< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutonists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence existed
to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory of
man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
paper it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and the most golden
rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists can't
tell the difference between their ass and third base.
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They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy, contain
dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientfic evidence that Ed Conrad is
right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing the white
coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even
soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed on
earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man and
animals is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berekely, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania
and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology,
physics and atheism -- to mention just a few -- in America's
universties.
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I can ask "Why?" But I don't have to since I KNOW why this hoax has
long been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. These Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
cushy
positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and on.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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Oh, you want more? Okay!
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg
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Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few of
them human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested
one of the discoveries and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chanitlly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AMLhad performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's key
specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the presence of
blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report" authorized by Dr.
Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded in the
boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium. a
human skull with the eye sockets broken off; the fossil he identified
as a tibia; in two specimens that appear to be human jawbones, and in
others.
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It is important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
who had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between coal veins
and
identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor
or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
-- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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AND
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges.":
-- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
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Humbly submitted by
ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com
http://www.edconrad.org
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A FEW PROFESSIONAL SCIENTIFIC SOCIETES
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing Association
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Institute of Navigation
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Botany
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
The Wildlife Conservation Society
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ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT MAY
HAVE BEEN SLANDERED BY ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
< (Obviously, this is NOT Tiger Woods)
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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Robert Cohen

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Mar 18, 2011, 11:54:24 AM3/18/11
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On Mar 17, 8:20 am, ignorant bastard <ignorant_bastard...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> <
>            STAFF MEETING AT THE SMITHSONIANhttp://www.aspencountry.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/34000-3...
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
> <
> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com

> <
> ========================
> <
> Oh, you want more? Okay!
> <
> HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
>       (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
> <
> The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
> was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg

> <
> =======================
> <
> Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
> that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
> concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few of
> them human.
> <
> They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
> tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
> microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
> <
> And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
> world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
> Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested
> one of the discoveries and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
> skull with the eye sockets broken off.
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
> <
> =======================
> <
> Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg

> <
> Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
> identified as such by Krogman.
> ,http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
> <
> ================================
> <
> WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
>  <
> Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
> beneath Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
> meteor
> or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
> evidence of a catastrophe.
> <
> Click on the URL to make it larger.
> <
> <   THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
> <               "Oh, the Humanity"
> <http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
> <
> ===========================
> <
> RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
>      --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
> <http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...

> <http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
> <
> ====================
> <
> "We can forgive a child
> who is afraid of the dark.
> The real tragedy of life
> is when men are afraid
> of the light."     -- Plato
> <
> AND
> <
> "You're not only fighting the man
> in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
> the referee and the three judges.":
>   -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
> <
> =================
> <
> Humbly submitted by
> ED CONRADhttp://www.edconrad.comhttp://www.edconrad.org

Caesarian, as opposed to natural born and "block in the
Panama Canal Zone is NOT okay, damnit" Americans by 99.9 %
respect :

THE AMERICAN METEOROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION

Are you now, or have you ever been a member (or at least
honorary member emeritus) ?

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