I wished I could deliver on something that proclaimed to drivers, "I
explode upon impact!" but I can't. My only weapon is my life and my
brain. I say, "Hey if I go I rather not take my wisdom with me" and
expose the rather dangerous and depressing conditions in the jungle,
which officially is called DEMOCRACY.
I read this recently and somehow it stayed with me: NOBODY COMES OUT
OF HERE ALIVE! Or maybe all those who fear are just paranoid and we
truly live in democracy even if we are ignored. Time will tell.
NOTE: Off I go into no-man's land with my monkey bike. My huge ape
bike is in storage.
MESSAGE FOR GOD: FUCK YOU! But of course, there's no God.
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(NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BANANA REPUBLIC)
When was the last time somebody told you that you a boring fuck?
Mr Pounder
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I think you are the type that find the Bible exciting. How can I
boring when compared to the Holy Book and Chairman Mao?
Yeah, but they call the North Korean leader many long fancy names...
* Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against
Imperialism and the United States
* Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
* Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
* Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
* Leader with Extraordinary Personality
* Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
* Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
* Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
* World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
* Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
* Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
* Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
* Guardian Deity of the Planet
* Heaven-Sent Hero
* Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
* Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
* Present-day God
* World’s Greatest Writer
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2005/02/0080381
What's the diff? Ill got nukes and I got brains.
They call him "evil" either anymore not to piss him off. ;)
You have managed it.
Mr Pounder
Sorry, you seem to be the Chairman Mao type.
Well, at least he did something good for bikes. But now Chinese want
to be like Americans and drive big SUVs. Don't they have an identity
like the Dutch?
Boring and repetitive.
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Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
Has the problem gone away? Is there any hope that it will?
Of course I have to repeat myself. I just try to be a little creative,
don't you think?
OK, let me ask you since you believe in Jesus, the afterlife and bla,
bla, bla.
Aren't *you* afraid of riding a bicycle in traffic? You know what the
brave cyclists do around here? Ride on the sidewalk like pussies and
endangered pedestrians in the process.
This actually sounds like David vs. Goliath, but David got no stones
in his arsenal. Pitiful, right?
I'm considering riding an ass, like Jesus, and then display a sign
that says, "KISS MY ASS!"