In the beginning God created the amoeba
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock
responsible for the world's crisis, right? If not, who is?)
According to this Christian spoof --making fun of evolution-- the
amoeba can not have become a complex organism, thus Creation becomes
the reality where God created... all the organisms including the
amoeba! He created on the same day the elephant and the amoeba, the
cat and the fish... Fishy, no?
"Still, this little fish was not happy. Amoeba could only stay home
in the water and still did not have any arms or legs and could not
walk. Amoeba swam back and forth wondering what he should do. Why of
course! He would ask Mutation to wave her magic wand once again."
http://www.storyofevolution.com/
Then --we can ask God with all the innocence of a kid-- why the fuck
create the amoeba?
Of course, we don't teach foul language to kids, but neither should we
teach them ignorance...
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"Don't lie to kids because they'll hate you for that"
Edward Dolan
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Listen up, you god damn fucking stupid son of a bitch! There is no point in
originating threads since all you have on your miniscule brain is one
subject. Find your thread, and then stay on it for all eternity. That way
you will have the freedom to consort with only your fellow idiots in peace.
If you continue to originate threads which have no new interest, I will
continue to step on your posts and make you out to be the poor dumb bastard
that you are. I will only do copy and paste since you are not worthy of any
kind of thought on my part.
You are the village idiot, but at least if you have the grace to keep your
god damn fucking shit on a single thread, I will not bother you. Otherwise I
will bother you no end and I do not care if I take down the entire
newsgroup. You are one of the supreme assholes of all time and you have no
business being here at all.
Find something else to do. Why not fuck all those monkeys you are constantly
referencing. That ought to keep you busy for a few years at least.
Fucking Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock & the Stationary Bicycle to burn the calories
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Do you feel addressed to when I talk about God?
I heard you want to drop the bomb on the Muslims, but first we should
try to fix the world, and create some humanist society where bicycles
take preference over the raging machine.
Edward Dolan
the Stationary Bicycle to burn the calories" <comandan...@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
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> Do you feel addressed to when I talk about God?
I feel addressed when you proliferate threads which have no original
thought.
> I heard you want to drop the bomb on the Muslims, but first we should
try to fix the world, and create some humanist society where bicycles
take preference over the raging machine.
I want to drop an atom bomb on your god damn fucking head, you god damn dumb
fucking stupid son of a bitch. Take your religious concerns and stuff them
up your ass!