MC Hammer:
- is black
- wears huge pants
- does the typewriter dance better then anyone
- says "propa'" instead of "proper"
- blew tens of millions of $ in a few years
Vanilla Ice:
- shaves his eyebrows
- starred in a hit movie with popular petition
(http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/coolasicebluray)
- banged Madonna
- says "yep yep" instead of "yes" or "sure"
This is a good question.
I've thought about it for a while, and I'm going with Vanilla Ice.
He's as lame and punk bitch as it comes. Sug Night hung him out a
balcony like 10 stories up and told him to never rap again, and he
never rapped again. If you thought his rapping was bad, his
alternative rock which he does now is the worst thing on this planet -
besides Scientology.
On a serious note, what song is cooler? Humpty Dance by Digital
Underground or I Wish by Skee-Lo
Humpty Dance (Have your oatmeal lumpy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-jVU5Lqxx0