There's something deeply satisfying...
The Real Bev
consumed half the leaves on the baby Queensland flame trees whose seeds
you stole from the Huntington Library -- with the nice $40 (or $80, I
can't remember) Cutco kitchen scissors that you got at a yard sale for
half a buck.
The Cutco rep at the LA County Fair said that all Cutco products had a
lifetime guarantee and that if they ever needed sharpening they would
send one of their Associates (all good-looking young guys, at least the
ones that were manning the booth) out to the owner's home to sharpen
them. I wonder if that includes replacement, and I wonder if using the
scissors for something really disgusting (like cutting a grasshopper in
half) would count...
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Cheers, Bev
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The stone age didn't end for lack of stones.
-- Troy the Troll
Al Bundy
The Real Bev wrote:
> ...about cutting a grasshopper in half -- the one you just noticed had
> consumed half the leaves on the baby Queensland flame trees whose seeds
> you stole from the Huntington Library -- with the nice $40 (or $80, I
> can't remember) Cutco kitchen scissors that you got at a yard sale for
> half a buck.
>
> The Cutco rep at the LA County Fair said that all Cutco products had a
> lifetime guarantee and that if they ever needed sharpening they would
> send one of their Associates (all good-looking young guys, at least the
> ones that were manning the booth) out to the owner's home to sharpen
> them. I wonder if that includes replacement, and I wonder if using the
> scissors for something really disgusting (like cutting a grasshopper in
> half) would count...
>
> --
> Cheers, Bev
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Other than the slime on your scissors, they won't be dulled or
damaged by cutting bugs.
On the other hand, your karma will be quite damaged.