frugal cure for baldness (and swearing)

Ernie

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Jan 30, 2012, 9:17:48 PM1/30/12

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I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a camper
trailer budget. Any advice appreciated. Thanks, Ernie

Rod Speed

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Jan 30, 2012, 9:32:41 PM1/30/12

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Ernie wrote

> I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a camper trailer budget. Any advice appreciated.

Buy a length of rope, hang yourself with it.

Best go to the toilet first, can get rather messy otherwise.

Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 6:45:04 AM1/31/12

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On Jan 30, 9:17 pm, "Ernie" <Ernie...@webtv.net> wrote:
> I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a camper
> trailer budget. Any advice appreciated. Thanks, Ernie

Since the proven liar, crook and forger farrel cannot refute the value
of my method for AGA sufferers she is reduced to making silliness
using my name. Now let the lying stupid whining cowardly vile HUNKY of
shit and convicted child molester go finger herself, again. Ernie

Vandy Terre

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Jan 31, 2012, 5:10:31 PM1/31/12

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On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:17:48 -0600, "Ernie" <Erni...@webtv.net> wrote:

>I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a camper
>trailer budget. Any advice appreciated. Thanks, Ernie
>

For the baldness find a hat to keep your head warm in winter and another to keep
your head shaded in summer. Bald is not bad. Some men have it a trademark
look.

As for the cussing, go to a used book store/ Goodwill/ religious group and tell
folks you are interested in working and/ or purchasing an inexpensive
dictionary. One theory is that cussing is due to lack of education and lack of
enough vocabulary to express yourself clearly.

The Real Bev

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Jan 31, 2012, 5:52:49 PM1/31/12

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Wrong, at least in my case. I mostly use bad language because of others'
inability to not drive me nuts, so it's a choice between bad language
and incarceration.

Bald people sometimes find a wig helpful, but I think I'd just shave it
all off if I were mostly bald. Those hats with attached hair don't fool
anybody.

--
Cheers, Bev
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Of course SoCal has four seasons:
Earthquake, Mudslide, Brushfire, and Riot

Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 6:48:58 PM1/31/12

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"Vandy Terre" <va...@tanglewood-destiny.com> wrote in message
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Thanks, I'm not very smart, really. Ernie

Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 6:50:39 PM1/31/12

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"The Real Bev" <bashl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On 01/31/2012 02:10 PM, Vandy Terre wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:17:48 -0600, "Ernie"<Erni...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>>>I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a
>>>camper
>>>trailer budget. Any advice appreciated. Thanks, Ernie
>>>
>> For the baldness find a hat to keep your head warm in winter and another
>> to keep
>> your head shaded in summer. Bald is not bad. Some men have it a
>> trademark
>> look.
>>
>> As for the cussing, go to a used book store/ Goodwill/ religious group
>> and tell
>> folks you are interested in working and/ or purchasing an inexpensive
>> dictionary. One theory is that cussing is due to lack of education and
>> lack of
>> enough vocabulary to express yourself clearly.
>
> Wrong, at least in my case. I mostly use bad language because of others'
> inability to not drive me nuts, so it's a choice between bad language and
> incarceration.
>
> Bald people sometimes find a wig helpful, but I think I'd just shave it
> all off if I were mostly bald. Those hats with attached hair don't fool
> anybody.
>

I used to partner with Bosley Restoration, so that's kinda like a wig, I
suppose.

Hunky farrel drives me nuts. Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:08:37 PM1/31/12

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if you could have sex with farrel would you do it

Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:34:52 PM1/31/12

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The proven liar, crook and forger farrel from www.hairlosshelp.com
snake oil site is much less than smart if she thinks she is fooling
anybody with her silly posts using my name. Now let the lying stupid

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Jan 31, 2012, 9:28:45 PM1/31/12

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ernie is farrel's finger

Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 10:14:27 PM1/31/12

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"Rod Speed" <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Can it be a splat toilet? Ernie

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Jan 31, 2012, 10:30:12 PM1/31/12

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ernie's head is

Bob F

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Jan 31, 2012, 10:46:16 PM1/31/12

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True. You seem to be doing pretty low grade trolling.

Ernie

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Feb 1, 2012, 6:55:44 AM2/1/12

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On Jan 31, 10:46 pm, "Bob F" <bobnos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ernie wrote:
> > "Vandy Terre" <va...@tanglewood-destiny.com> wrote in message
> >news:5epgi7pq2bfunslcg...@4ax.com...

> >> On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:17:48 -0600, "Ernie" <Ernie...@webtv.net>

> >> wrote:
> >>> I am bald and I cuss to much. Looking for a cure for both, but on a
> >>> camper
> >>> trailer budget. Any advice appreciated. Thanks, Ernie
>
> >> For the baldness find a hat to keep your head warm in winter and
> >> another to keep
> >> your head shaded in summer. Bald is not bad. Some men have it a
> >> trademark
> >> look.
>
> >> As for the cussing, go to a used book store/ Goodwill/ religious
> >> group and tell
> >> folks you are interested in working and/ or purchasing an inexpensive
> >> dictionary. One theory is that cussing is due to lack of education
> >> and lack of
> >> enough vocabulary to express yourself clearly.
>
> > Thanks, I'm not very smart, really. Ernie
>
> True. You seem to be doing pretty low grade trolling.

Bob.

The proven liar, crook and forger farrel from www.hairlosshelp.com

snake oil site has been doing that for years using different names
including mine. Ernie

Ernie

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Feb 1, 2012, 7:21:54 AM2/1/12

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mine, too. Ernie

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:53:29 AM2/1/12

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ernie is farrel

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:53:50 AM2/1/12

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ernie is farrel

Vandy Terre

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Feb 2, 2012, 8:56:07 PM2/2/12

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You are not stupid. You can read and post. If nothing else adding to your
vocabulary confuses the folks around you.

Bob F

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Feb 6, 2012, 1:07:37 PM2/6/12

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So you did not start this thread?