My only comment is WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!!!!!ONE1!!!
After the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake in the SF Bay Area, the news had a
piece on the types of 911 calls that were received. One person called to
find out if the malls would be open the next day. I was talking to a
friend of mine and I said "I heard about you on the news, you called 911
to see if the malls were open." Her response, "Honey, the malls call me."
They expected to get fire sale prices and were wrong.