When they do it's because the "animal inside" is sending bodily
signals more powerful than their heavenly wishes, and it's time for
meditation...
Why pigs fart? Do pigs have a god, and what he looks like? Why do we
still eat them when they are smarter than dogs? Is farting
contributing to Climate Change more than SUVs? Shouldn't I be riding a
bike to avoid filth? Are pigs really filthier than us? Have you
thought of adopting a pig instead of just another cat or dog?
Whatever you say, don't say I don't give a fart!
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"I give a fart about the world"
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION (when the revolution is
the solution)
On Jul 27, 4:32 pm, e_space <espace1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> some people dont even need a bad reason to be rude, let alone a good
> one
All you gotta do is stop going to church and, say, go riding a bike.
It doesn't matter if you fart on a bike.
Do they know why the UK is much lower in gas emissions?
"The United States and the United Kingdom are very similar in their
standards of living, but Britain uses 40 percent less energy. The
World’s Laura Lynch looks at why."
http://www.theworld.org/2010/07/27/why-brits-use-less-energy-than-americans/
Having 5x times the population might have something to do with it....
This is per capita. It has to with land availability AND rational
policies. They put a cap on London's growth in the '30, and here in
Miami we keep expanding into the Everglades, breaking our own zoning
regulations, even though our density is very, very low.
The program is very interesting. People there actually try to get
alone, not kill each other. NYC is not that different though.
Not sure whether God will take that as accident or that you give a
fart...
On Jul 28, 12:20 pm, e_space <espace1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> how am i discouraging people who want to improve the world? or do you
> just make kelseys as a matter of habit?
Listen, if you go and fart under the tree, the tree absorbs the gases,
so that's an improvement in itself. Thus Sundays are better spent on a
hammock than in church.
And nobody gives a fart.
So it may actually kill it?
I have a Peace Lilly at home and she's still alive!
http://webspawner.com/users/FARTFORPEACE
Yes, it's similar to MASTURBATION FOR PEACE, but it can be practiced
in public even in church. ;)
Notice this is similar in effect to PRAYERS FOR PEACE, which is widely
used by many who choose to do nothing, while I propose that Plan A is
doing something like RIDING A BIKE.
http://webspawner.com/users/BIKEFORPEACE
http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE
Now enjoy this video...
Well, let's put this way...
That would be an elevated way to fart.