Re: The best programming language is...

[Stormin' Norman]

Did you read the URLs at the end?

Oh. My. God.

#7 an #4 made me laugh so hard it hurt!

-<$#Stormin' Norman#$>-

In the alt.humor.best-of-usenet Newsgroup, "John W. Krahn" <som...@example.com> wrote:
>
>From: Guy Macon <"http://www.guymacon.com/"@-.->
>Newsgroups: misc.business.product-dev,comp.programming
>Subject: The best programming language is...
>
>There has been a lot of talk letely about which programming
>language is best. The following should clear up any confusion.
>
>The best programming language is, of course, the BEST
>programming language.
>
>BEST is a programming language that I developed to answer the
>frequently asked question "Which programming language is best?"
>once and for all.
>
>BEST is a Befunge-93[2] pseudocompiler written in Malborge[3][6]
>with library calls to routines written in Microsoft[4] Visual
>BogusFORTH+++[7] (!Kung edition)[9] that invoke various trinary
>functions written in[5] Reverse Polish Whitespace (for clarity).[1]
>
>I hope this helps...
>
>References:
>[1] http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/
>[2] http://catseye.tc/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html
>[7] http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/
>[3] http://www.lscheffer.com/malbolge.shtml
>[4] http://www.cantrip.org/nobugs.html
>[5] If I gave you the URL for [5] I would have to kill you.
>[w] HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/QUESTION/INDEX.HTM
>[6] ftp://ftp.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD/ports/distfiles/malbolge.tar.gz
>[9] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!Kung_language