havinK a Masterbait with The god

[goody + wolf]

In article <3C091150...@hotmail.com>, the14th...@hotmail.com
says...
>
> Helo everbody it Is me yer old frend 14 hear agane, full of shit and
> wisdom with the anser to an very impotant
> queston arseked to me by the verry deer Miranda Mungo ...
>
> "I'm also going to pass along a question from Lumpy
> Knievel. His brother Medieval won't let him near the
> computer anymore. Lumpy wants to know if masturbation really is a sin
> in the eyes of god."
>
> oh Buger, i Have madeth a smelling mistaik at the top where i put 'shit
> and wisdom' insted of 'whit and wisdom'.
> i Hope you will be as forgiving as Pontius Pilot was to Barabbus (which
> is not HALF as foregiving as the Allmitey
> can be, even on a bad day).
>
> ah ! Milanda, you Know that the Load God is all-know-ing and he can see
> rite through your litle skirt!
> you Are SHY about arseking the queston for yourselve so you put mister
> Dumpy Knavel name their INSTED.
>
> but it Is ok becasue the God DOES NOT MIND you having a masterbait !
> its FORNICATION he dussent like,
> mainly becasue it causes barstards, but he is in favore of masterbaiting
> becasue it is a clean and holesome way of
> bringing yourself or your frends off WITHOUT runing the risk of having a
> barstard. why, have we not ALL heard
> things said like 'evil litle barstard, i Blame his fornicating PARENTS'.
>
> it Is a comon misconsepcion that masterbaishon is not only bad for you
> but is also somhow Unholey and it Is a
> story what was first put jellously about by peaple called the Eunocks
> who - for some very intresting reasons - could
> not enjoy a wank for themselfs (and no i Am NOT ashamed of saying the
> word 'Wank' becasue the Loard thort it up
> and gets me to say it on lots of diferrent ocassions even when my peanis
> is NOT involved. and no I Am NOT ashamed
> of saying th3e word peanis niether becasue without them we wold all be
> born lesbians).
>
> the God never said nothink about not having a wank in the bibel even
> though i Have tryed on maney, maney ocassions .
> in Fact God has never said ANYTHINK about wanking off publicaly so i am
> Sure his thoughts are kept for his own
> priveits. if He does not want his priveits dis gust in public then we
> must let him only dis gust them in priveit.
> These are the Loards disgusin priveit parts after all.
>
> both Men AND wimmen often have a wank although it is hard for a woman to
> do becasue even thou she loves the

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lg
wolf