Fwd: Applebees review of Jan '06

[Byron Crawford]

For a minute there, I thought this was real.

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From: hjnyt...@aol.com < hjnyt...@aol.com>
Date: Sep 1, 2006 7:15 AM
Subject: Applebees review of Jan '06
To: byron.c...@gmail.com.

 Thank you for taking the time to visit ApplebeesTM and for posting your review.We were gratified to see that our cuisine met with your approval.

 

However, please accept our sincerest apologies for the service which did not score so highly. In future all ApplebeesTM customers  will be given a card to record a mark employees out of 10 for physical attractiveness in order to assist Applebees TM in employing hostesses who are more visually acceptable.

 

In addition,as a result of your observations, all Applebees TM hostesses over 7 months pregnant are now legally obliged to give birth by Caesarian section or by an induced birth.

 

Thank you again for your interest,

 

Peter Hanra O'Hanrahan,

Staff Management,ApplebeesTM Catering and Leisure Services,

 

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[tripl...@aol.com]

Yeah, it did seem real for a second.. Honestly though, those aren't terrible ideas. 

[mike jones]

LOL, was this actually a guy form applebees though?

Byron Crawford <byron.c...@gmail.com> wrote:

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[Byron Crawford]

A google search for "peter o'hanrahan" turned up about 5 results, none of them having to do with Applebees.

On 9/1/06, mike jones < mikej...@yahoo.com> wrote:

LOL, was this actually a guy form applebees though?

Byron Crawford <byron.c...@gmail.com > wrote:

For a minute there, I thought this was real.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: hjnyt...@aol.com < hjnyt...@aol.com>
Date: Sep 1, 2006 7:15 AM
Subject: Applebees review of Jan '06
To: byron.c...@gmail.com.

 Thank you for taking the time to visit Applebees TM and for posting your review.We were gratified to see that our cuisine met with your approval.

 

However, please accept our sincerest apologies for the service which did not score so highly. In future all ApplebeesTM customers  will be given a card to record a mark employees out of 10 for physical attractiveness in order to assist Applebees TM in employing hostesses who are more visually acceptable.

 

In addition,as a result of your observations, all Applebees TM hostesses over 7 months pregnant are now legally obliged to give birth by Caesarian section or by an induced birth.

 

Thank you again for your interest,

 

Peter Hanra O'Hanrahan,

Staff Management,ApplebeesTM Catering and Leisure Services,

 

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