I used to do the cooking when Sue and I moved in together. These
days, I am more or less barred from the kitchen, other than to fix
broken appliances. Once she can afford a plumber I'll be redundant, I
tell you! The big mistake was letting her into the secret of my flour
improver and source of fresh yeast. Wonderful as her bread is, my
power is gone! I'm considering a steam-oven in the shed, but she'd
soon track down that new source of economic power. The Y chromosome
has been getting smaller for eons. Time to get to the Iron John
meetings before it's too late!