On Tue, 4 Nov 2003, The ConservaTruth wrote:
> "Outlaw Satanic Cults" <Luther...@maustonchurch.edu> wrote in message news:vgo7k6...@corp.supernews.com...
> > As a cleric with many years of study, experience and knowledge in this area,
> > I am alarmed and dismayed by statistics that confirm that Wisconsin is the
> > nation's most Satanic state. There are more Satanic cults in Wisconsin per
> > capita than any state in this great land of ours. Here are the facts as
> > shown in government reports:
Let's hear it for religious liberty.
> > Wisconsin has over 87,000 practicing Satanists; this is more than all those
> > in California, Texas and New York combined.
> > Wisconsin has 297 Satanic covens. That is more than the entire continent of
> > Europe.
> > Wisconsin was home to serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein and Charles
> > Manson. This is due to the Satanic influences of Wisconsin cults.
Are you suggesting that any of those individuals were Satanists? Raised
by Satanists? What?
Jeffrey Dahmer was the son of a fundamentalist creationist who was accused
by both of his wives that he physically abused them.
> > Wisconsin habitually lets pedophiles out to prey on more children.
Are you suggesting that these pedophiles are Satanists?
> Examples
> > include the Spanbauer and the Gerald Turner Halloween Killer cases. This is
> > caused by the Satanic influence of devil-worship cults over the Madison
> > liberal clique.
So these individuals were Satanists? Devil worshippers?
>It is these liberals that support the pedophiles and Satanists.
I don't know where you have been, but from what you are spouting, you
appear to be unaware about the scandal in the Catholic Church.
But sexual abuse of children is not exclusive to Catholic clergy. There
is a fair representation of other denominations among abusers.
Until you can prove that abusers, pedophiles and the like are
predominantly Satanists, you are wasting your time.
> The Wisconsin Parole board is mostly Madison liberals.
> > The mark of the beast '666' is often scrawled in Wisconsin on hidden places
> > in Wisconsin wooded areas and in Wisconsin schools.
What fun.
Here is more to be paranoid about:
670 Approximate number of the Beast
443,556 The squared Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
29A Hexadecimal of the Beast
v1232 Octal number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
4969 Prime number of the Beast
666.000 Number of the High Precision Beast
555 Typo of the Beast
ISO-666 European Quality Standard of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 Spread sheet of the Beast
Windows 666 Bill Gates is the Beast
i66686 Intel CPU of the Beast
680666 Motorola CPU of the Beast
68666 Macintosh CPU of the Beast
System 6.66 Mac OS of the Beast
Word 6.66 Windows word processor of the Beast
606 Not Found Error of the Beast
Error 666 Attempt to access daemon or demon failed
666P TCP/IP protocol of the Beast
beast@ 666.com Email of the Beast
http://www. 666.com URL of the Beast
66.66.6.6 IP address of the Beast
66.6 Kbps Modem of the Beast
2x4x666 Lumber of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 Phone number of the Beast
1-666-666-6667 Wrong number of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call
now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
Lexus 666 Luxury sedan of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
666DL Volvo of the Beast
Mazda 666 Economy car of the Beast
666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666 pack Beer of the Beast
666-up Soft drink of the Beast
Heinz 666 Relish of the Beast
RU-666 Abortion drug of the Beast
$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
$766.25 Price of the Beast with extended 6 year/66,000
mile warranty
$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
66666666666666 Stutter of the Beast
6 and whatever Number of the Hippie Beast
6, uh... what was the question? Number of the Blonde
Beast
668 neighbor of the beast
999 Australian beast
Sex Sex Sex Number of the Horny Beast
Sick Sick Sick Humor of the Beast
Levis 666 Designer jeans of the Beast
Vick's Formula 666 Cough syrup of the Beast
66F Number of the Breast
June 6th, 1966 Birthday of the Beast
> > Wisconsin is slow to ban Satanic cult influences over the liberal, corporate
> > media. That is why television channels show nudity and Satanic violence on
> > Wisconsin airwaves. Most Wisconsin people are addicted to these Satanic
> > television shows, even if they are not Satanists.
How is it that "most Wisconsin people are addicted to these Satanic
television shows" ?
What are these Satanic television shows?
> > Wisconsin people have turned away from the Lutheran Church and toward
> > liberal secular humanist atheist and Satanic philosophy.
Gee, I am a secular humanist and I certainly haven't noticed very much
company among Wisconsinites.
> > Scientific, Islamic and atheist beliefs are taught
> > in Wisconsin schools in order to aid the Satanists.
How can scientific "beliefs" aid Satanists?
What are these scientific "beliefs" which do aid Satanists?
How can Islamic beliefs aid Satanists and what are they?
How can atheist beliefs aid Satanists, and what are they?
> > Evolution and the Big Bang are the most notorious of these
> > beliefs.
Notorious? Notorious for what? What are these "evolution beliefs"?
> Christian beliefs, like the Ten Commandments are banned from the
> > schools and are mocked on Wisconsin tv shows like Howard Stern.
I have no idea what is on network TV because I don't watch it, but shows
without viewers don't last very long. What sells survives. Someone
must be watching these shows in order for them to stay on the air.
And since Christianity predominates, I wager that these allegedly
offensive shows have lots of Christians watching and thus supporting the
longevity of such shows.
> > To fix this, you must contact your legislator to help get an official ban on
> > Satanic groups.
Have you ever heard of religious liberty?
> Satanists should be jailed and given psychiatric treatments
> > to render them harmless to the decent, conservative Wisconsin majority.
Have you ever heard of religious liberty? But I repeat myself.
> > You should vote Republican on all issues to
> > limit the influence of the atheist, liberal Satanists.
Satanists by definition are not atheists.
Atheists are in a minority, even if you include the large numbers of
non-theists who are not out of the closet with their atheism.
> > You should fight against corporations because corporations suppport
> > Satanic content on the television airwaves.
Could you give us some examples of this "Satanic content"?
> > Police and other law enforcement agencies
> > must be warned to watch for the activities of
> > Satanists, especially, in caves and wooded areas. Non-Judeo-Christian
> > religions, such as Islam, must be monitored for signs of Satanic activities.
> > Nazi and KKK groups have Satanic and occult origins; these groups must be
> > monitored for Satanic activities. Liberal political groups must be watched;
> > Stalin was strongly influenced by these liberal groups.
> > Together, we can reverse the pro-Satanic activities that have taken hold in
> > Wisconsin. By exercising Christian vigilance, Wisconsin can be God's
> > country once again.
> > The Lord be with you,
> > Pastor J. Lindsvolde
> ROK on Christyun Soldyerz!!!!
> The Liberel DEMOCRITTERS ARE ALL SATINISTS!!!
> Vote for Bush in 2003!!!!
> Republicans ROCK!!! Liberels SOCK!!!!
L I B E R A L S
Do you know what a spell check is?
> The true TRUTH is ......
>
> The ConservaTruth :-)/ (the smokes R on me)
I think you have been smoking too much funny stuff!
You forgot 667, the neighbor of the Beast.
Erica (not just liberal, not just a heretic, but a Satanist as well.
Where DO I find the time.)
--
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You missed this one. (above)
>> 999 Australian beast
>>
>> Sex Sex Sex Number of the Horny Beast
>>
>> Sick Sick Sick Humor of the Beast
>> Levis 666 Designer jeans of the Beast
>> Vick's Formula 666 Cough syrup of the Beast
>> 66F Number of the Breast
>
>You forgot 667, the neighbor of the Beast.
That's the neighbor across the hall from the Beast.
>
>Erica (not just liberal, not just a heretic, but a Satanist as well.
>Where DO I find the time.)
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
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Hands that work are better than mouths that pray -
Robert Ingersoll
" Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I'll piss on 'em
That's what the Statue of Bigotry says
Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death"
- Lou Reed, "Dirty Boulevard"
> Are you suggesting that any of those individuals were Satanists? Raised
> by Satanists? What?
Definition of a satanist by a xian:
Anyone who doesn't share my religion.
> Jeffrey Dahmer was the son of a fundamentalist creationist who was accused
> by both of his wives that he physically abused them.
>
> > > Wisconsin habitually lets pedophiles out to prey on more children.
>
> Are you suggesting that these pedophiles are Satanists?
He can't say that explicity because he wouldn't want to be caught
lying. We know all the pedos are xian men who can't handle a
normal relationship (sorta like him).
> Until you can prove that abusers, pedophiles and the like are
> predominantly Satanists, you are wasting your time.
Until he can prove that there actually are satanists, he's
deliberately wasting everyone's time.
> > The Wisconsin Parole board is mostly Madison liberals.
>
> > > The mark of the beast '666' is often scrawled in Wisconsin on hidden places
> > > in Wisconsin wooded areas and in Wisconsin schools.
And all those stores too, with their upside down $9.99 signs....
> > > Wisconsin is slow to ban Satanic cult influences over the liberal, corporate
> > > media. That is why television channels show nudity and Satanic violence on
> > > Wisconsin airwaves. Most Wisconsin people are addicted to these Satanic
> > > television shows, even if they are not Satanists.
>
> How is it that "most Wisconsin people are addicted to these Satanic
> television shows" ?
>
> What are these Satanic television shows?
Anything other than "7th heaven", "Douched by an angel", and
Fox news.
> > > Evolution and the Big Bang are the most notorious of these
> > > beliefs.
>
> Notorious? Notorious for what? What are these "evolution beliefs"?
The queen of England is "notorious" too.
> > > To fix this, you must contact your legislator to help get an official ban on
> > > Satanic groups.
>
> Have you ever heard of religious liberty?
Of course he has, it's a dirty deviant derivation of "liberal"!
> > > You should vote Republican on all issues to
> > > limit the influence of the atheist, liberal Satanists.
>
> Satanists by definition are not atheists.
You're right. The only satanists are those who believe one exists,
ie. the xian nutball you replied to.
Bob Dog
Yeesh. Fanatics like this almost make me ashamed to be born and raised in
"the nation's most Satanic state." I think I'll just be irritated that the
fanatic and others like him waste Wisconsin's perfectly breathable air.
> Carol Lee Smith <hu...@csd.uwm.edu> wrote:
> > What fun.
> > Here is more to be paranoid about:
> > 670 Approximate number of the Beast
> > 443,556 The squared Beast
> > 1010011010 Binary of the Beast
> > 66F Number of the Breast
> You forgot 667, the neighbor of the Beast.
And 665 must be the other neighbor, right?
> Erica (not just liberal, not just a heretic, but a Satanist as well.
> Where DO I find the time.)
Ya got me hangin'
> > > > Wisconsin habitually lets pedophiles out to prey on more children.
> > Are you suggesting that these pedophiles are Satanists?
> > Until you can prove that abusers, pedophiles and the like are
> > predominantly Satanists, you are wasting your time.
> Until he can prove that there actually are satanists, he's
> deliberately wasting everyone's time.
Well, if this counts as evidence, he won't have much trouble: