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stafford collinsworth

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May 26, 2007, 5:34:24 PM5/26/07
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greetings,

microsoft claims that the windows update is 'fixed' ... sure it is

and to prove it i propose 'the microsoft challenge'

any microsoft executive can enter 'the microsoft challence'

i bet that the microsoft executive who claimed that the

windows update web site is 'fixed' cannot enter the windows update

web site and not experience one of the following propblems :

o - the computer's cpu pegs out at 100 %

o - the computer shuts down with a black screen of death

o - the computer shuts down with a blue screen of death

o - the microsoft executive will not be able to send me an e-mail

o - the microsoft executive reads all the posts on the windows update
website dated

may 24, 2007 to may 31, 2007 ... expressing the user's successful use
of that web site

i want no money from microsoft, but i would be surprised if the microsoft

exedutive would issue a public apology for the sad state of microsoft

since bill gates left microsoft

thank you for your attention to this matter

sincerely,

stafford collinsworth


Shenan Stanley

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May 26, 2007, 6:16:12 PM5/26/07
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Welcome to a PEER-to-PEER newsgroup.

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PA Bear

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May 26, 2007, 6:06:00 PM5/26/07
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stafford collinsworth

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May 26, 2007, 6:23:11 PM5/26/07
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shenan,

thank you for your response ...

stafford collinsworth
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stafford collinsworth

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May 26, 2007, 6:24:49 PM5/26/07
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ok ... i give up ... what does plonk mean

please do not provide one of your smart assed answers

whatever ...
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Patti MacLeod

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May 26, 2007, 7:25:00 PM5/26/07
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"stafford collinsworth" wrote:

> ok ... i give up ... what does plonk mean
>
> please do not provide one of your smart assed answers
>
> whatever ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonk

Regards,

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Patti MacLeod
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Feliks Dzerzhinsky

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May 26, 2007, 7:57:22 PM5/26/07
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I think you need to go to a hardware-oriented newsgroup Your post came
out double-spaced and you have no uppercase letters.

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stafford collinsworth

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May 27, 2007, 6:42:53 AM5/27/07
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greetings,

e.e. cummings wrote the story of archie and mehatible (two cockroaches) who
had an old typewriter which they typed on with no caps lock ... so they
wrote min lower case only. an associate at pratt & whitney typed his e-mail
in all lower case because it took him too much time selecting the caps key
and he was always in a hurry ... in any event now you know why i never use
the caps key. thank you for your reply to my post. i must plonk p.a. bear
for his useless posts. i will not miss them...

stafford collinsworth
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