a cute site.. had me ROFL at some of them.
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"Tudy" <ifl...@borg.com> wrote in message
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> SignsThought these were funny. my favorites. #
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> In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:
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> "Open seven days a week and weekends."
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> "Open seven days a week and weekends."
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> On the walls of a Baltimore estate:
> "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. -- Sisters
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> On a long established New Mexico dry cleaning store:
> "Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
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> In a New York drugstore:
> "We dispense with accuracy."
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> In a New York medical building:
> "Mental Health Prevention Center"
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> On a New York convalescent home:
> "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church"
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> In a funeral parlor:
> "Ask about our layaway plan."
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> In a clothing store:
> "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
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> Outside a country shop:
> "We buy junk and sell antiques."
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> In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
> "15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
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> In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers:
> "Parking for birds only."
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> In the vestry of a New England church:
> "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is
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> In a laundry room:
> "Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage."
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> A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
> "Do not activate with wet hands."
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> In a New Hampshire jewelry store:
> "Ears pierced while you wait."
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> In a New York restaurant:
> "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
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> A sign in an Asian seafood store in Madison, Wisconsin:
> "Crap - .79/lb."
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> In a Florida maternity ward:
> "No children allowed."
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> In the offices of a loan company:
> "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
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> At a number of US military bases:
> "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
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> On a display of 'You are my one and only' valentine cards:
> "Now available in multi-packs"
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> In the window of an Oregon general store:
> "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
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> In a Pennsylvania cemetary:
> "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
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> "No trespassing without permission."
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> In a library:
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> On a Tennessee highway:
> "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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> In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
> "If you can't read this, it's time you wash your car."
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> On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:
> "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
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> A sign on top of a San Fransico drug store located across the street from
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> "Terminal Drugs"
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> From the safety information card in America West Airline seat pocket:
> "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell
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> On a delicatessen wall:
> "Our best is none too good"
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> On a roller coaster:
> "Watch your head"
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> On a Maine shop:
> "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and
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> In downtown Boston:
> "Callahan Tunnel / No end."
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> A sign on a front yard in York, Maine:
> "Inexpensive, Quality Daycare - Openings Day and Night."
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*I love the one about the Terminal Drugs <LOL>
"Tudy" <ifl...@borg.com> escribió en el mensaje
Isis
One more for the collection Tudy.
Driving to work last spring saw sign on Oregon electric pole:
Lost 40 pounds on XYZ diet! Call___ for sample...
Isis