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Windows 98 SE is my favorite OS. Apple II stinks like human kakaa.

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Radium

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Jun 5, 2007, 4:42:42 AM6/5/07
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Windows 98 SE is my favorite OS.

I rate the following operating systems from best to worst (in numbered
order):
1. Windows 98 SE
2. Windows 98
3. Windows ME
4. Windows 95
5. Windows 3.0
6. Windows 3.0a, 3.1, 3.11
7. DOS
8. Microsoft's new crap [XPs, NT, 2000, and other non-dos based
systems] (they all suck equally)
9. Commodores
10. All OSes other than Macintosh, Apple, and whats mentioned above
11. Macintosh
12. All Apple computers other than Mac and Apple II
13. Apple II

Windows 98SE = the fresh, delicious, heavenly, bright, warm, cool,
vibrating, buzzing, tingly, rejuvenating, refreshing aroma of sour,
organic, natural, pesticide-free, red-&-green peaches right from the
tree

I really don't understand why Microsoft replaced its high-quality DOS-
based windows OS's (from 3x to ME) with the garbage of its new OS
operating, which runs purely on unreliable kakaa-coded software.

It seems microsoft is regressing to worse and worser technology. They
started of fanstastic. DOS a nice beginning, leading to a better Win
3.0, which BTW is infinite times better than even XP Professional.

Microsoft regressed [decreased in quality] from Win 3.0 to Win 3.1 and
subsequently to Win 3.11, then improved to 95, 98, and 98 SE. Then,
they slightly regressed to Windows ME. Windows ME was the last of
Microsoft's beautiful heaven. Then a nightmare began. This was the
ending of friendly DOS systems and the starting of nasty malware-based
systems [i.e. Win 2000, NT, XP home, and XP professional].

BIG MISTAKE!

Microsoft, please bring back your clean efficient euware-based systems
[from DOS to Win ME] and progress with that technology. In addition,
please dump that no-good GS SW Wave-Synth. It is one of the factors
further slowing my already slow XP Professional system.

As for Apple-IIs, I rate Apple II cum-poo-turds as being the worst.

Apple-II = the hellish stink of stinky, thick, foamy, tickly, itchy,
hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying human diarrhea kakaa foam
of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar cheese, sticky milk
chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.

The Apple II stinks like human waste.

I am talking about the non-Macintosh apple cum-poo-turd that came
before the Mac and they used those big floppy discs called "mini-
floppies". These cum-poo-turds were in my elementary schools from '89
- '96. Those cum-poo-turds stunk like human-kakaa. I hate those cum-
poo-turds and want to burn them with oxyacetylene flames. Burn them
while they are running, playing their stinky cheesy music and scum-
quality graphics. They stunk like a human's digestive waste.

Those are the f--ked up old elementary-school Apple cum-poo-turds I am
talking about. I want them to burn in hell. I want them to suffer. I
want to generate errors in those cum-poo-turds by torching their
storage units with oxyacetylene fires.

Apple II comps were woefully inefficient even for their time. So
confusing to use. So fun to mess with and take frustration out on. I
remember typing some random keys on one of those cum-poo-turds and it
gave a vague yet frightening error message [I don't remember the exact
message though]. Another time, the image on the screen began to move
around in a crazy manner, pixelize and give the "system ok" -- and
sometimes "kernel ok" message in the middle of the screen. In the main
screen [resembling the DOS in MS systems] I would type random keys and
there would be different messages each time -- e.g. "syntax error",
"break in [insert number]" "stopped at [insert number]". I just hated
those POS systems and wanted to seriously alter their codings to
produce those scary yet fun error messages. Anyone who respectfully-
uses these sick cum-poo-turds needs to see a shrink ASAP. OS X and all
Macintoshes are paradise compared to the stinky Apple II which is
really the electronic equivalent of human digestive waste.

Apple II cum-poo-turds must be torched with oxyacetylene flames!


Best,

Radium

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