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newb

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Jan 1, 2004, 5:31:14 PM1/1/04
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I want a program
that does stuff
Visual Basic says its easy
who will write it for m?e

Steven Burn

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Jan 1, 2004, 5:45:56 PM1/1/04
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www.rentacoder.com

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Rick Rothstein

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Jan 1, 2004, 7:40:43 PM1/1/04
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> www.rentacoder.com

At first I thought you were kidding, but that is a real link to a real
organization. Neat!

Rick - MVP


Steven Burn

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Jan 1, 2004, 7:46:46 PM1/1/04
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hehe ;o)

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Jezebel

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Jan 1, 2004, 8:10:36 PM1/1/04
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Except you would surely have to have rocks in your head to take on a client
who starts with a spec like that ... It can only end in tears.


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Steven Burn

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Jan 1, 2004, 8:14:17 PM1/1/04
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nah, rocks don't even come close ;o)

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BeastFish

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Jan 1, 2004, 9:03:33 PM1/1/04
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Aw, the OP just wants a program that does stuff ;-) I've written many
programs over the years, and lo and behold, they all do stuff! <g>

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Veign

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Jan 1, 2004, 9:11:17 PM1/1/04
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Maybe you should sell him one...

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Andrew Faust

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Jan 1, 2004, 11:10:13 PM1/1/04
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On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 21:03:33 -0500 "BeastFish" <beas...@for-president.com> blurted out:

>Aw, the OP just wants a program that does stuff ;-) I've written many
>programs over the years, and lo and behold, they all do stuff! <g>

The last program I wrote that was supposed to do stuff had a bug in it.

Andrew Faust

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Jane Ransom

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Jan 2, 2004, 4:06:04 AM1/2/04
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In article <D4EC2B68-8E8E-4A63...@microsoft.com>, =?Utf-
8?B?bmV3Yg==?= <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> writes
>I want a program

I have an old program from the Commonwealth Games held in Manchester.

>that does stuff

It tells you the events that were to be held.

>Visual Basic says its easy

Nah - you got that bit wrong - Visual Basic didn't say nutn.

>who will write it for m?e

Tis written - yours for a mere five hundred pounds :))))))))
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Jeff Johnson [MVP: VB]

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Jan 2, 2004, 10:25:07 AM1/2/04
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"Andrew Faust" <afa...@araydme.com.messed-up> wrote in message
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> >Aw, the OP just wants a program that does stuff ;-) I've written many
> >programs over the years, and lo and behold, they all do stuff! <g>
>
> The last program I wrote that was supposed to do stuff had a bug in it.

But did the bug DO STUFF?


Veign

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Jan 2, 2004, 10:30:52 AM1/2/04
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Is this thread going on too long?<g>

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Galen Somerville

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Jan 2, 2004, 10:41:06 AM1/2/04
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I've got a bugless program He can have. The stuff it does is to print out,
or display, "Hello world"

Galen

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Rick Rothstein

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> Is this thread going on too long?<g>

No, not really.<g> Besides, why are you being so **stuffy**? <bg>

Rick


Jeff Johnson [MVP: VB]

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"Veign" <NOSPAM...@veign.com> wrote in message
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> Is this thread going on too long?<g>

And what else do YOU have to do on a Friday after New Year's...?


Jeff Johnson [MVP: VB]

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"Galen Somerville" <ga...@del.surewest.net> wrote in message
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> I've got a bugless program He can have. The stuff it does is to print out,
> or display, "Hello world"

MULTIPLE output destinations and NO BUGS? You're hired!!


Rick Rothstein

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Jan 2, 2004, 12:15:36 PM1/2/04
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> > I've got a bugless program He can have. The stuff it does is to print
out,
> > or display, "Hello world"
>
> MULTIPLE output destinations and NO BUGS? You're hired!!

Ahh! You think to hire him and acquire this proprietary code for yourself,
thus keeping it from the rest of us? Pretty sneaky there Jeff.

Rick


Veign

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Jan 2, 2004, 12:54:00 PM1/2/04
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Good point...

Maybe we should start an Open Source Project for an application that does
stuff, and then everyone can contribute something. Kinda like the swiss
army knife of applications...Would be interesting to see what the
application would look like and do..

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Rick Rothstein

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Jan 2, 2004, 1:19:59 PM1/2/04
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> Good point...
>
> Maybe we should start an Open Source Project for an application that does
> stuff, and then everyone can contribute something. Kinda like the swiss
> army knife of applications...Would be interesting to see what the
> application would look like and do..

That sounds like a good idea. Let me start...

Option Explicit
DefObj A-Z

Okay, now that we have a firm start, let's see the rest of you get off your
duffs and fill in the rest of the code.<g>

Rick


Larry Serflaten

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Jan 2, 2004, 1:32:59 PM1/2/04
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"Rick Rothstein" <rickNOS...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote

>
> That sounds like a good idea. Let me start...
>
> Option Explicit
> DefObj A-Z

' --------------------------------
' This is an Open Source Project for an application that does
' stuff, where everyone can contribute something. Kinda like


' the swiss army knife of applications...

' --------------------------------

Next!


Veign

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Jan 2, 2004, 1:48:43 PM1/2/04
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We are smokin now! - should we petition for space on SourceForge?...

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Rick Rothstein

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Jan 2, 2004, 2:15:50 PM1/2/04
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> We are smokin now! - should we petition for space on SourceForge?...

Maybe... at the rate we're going, we should be getting down to doing some
real stuff very soon now.

Rick


Joe "Nuke Me Xemu" Foster

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Jan 2, 2004, 2:18:26 PM1/2/04
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"Veign" <NOSPAM...@veign.com> wrote in message <news:uyGPbGW0...@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl>...

> We are smokin now! - should we petition for space on SourceForge?...

Only if this VB app winds up being an Open Source VB compiler!

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Bob Butler

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Jan 2, 2004, 3:22:51 PM1/2/04
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"Rick Rothstein" <rickNOS...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote in message
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My contribution:

End

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Veign

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Jan 2, 2004, 3:39:18 PM1/2/04
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Doh!


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Galen Somerville

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"Bob Butler" <tire...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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As soon as someone adds a Procedure we can add GOSUB

Galen


Veign

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Jan 2, 2004, 3:54:29 PM1/2/04
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> > Option Explicit
> > DefObj A-Z
>
> ' --------------------------------
> ' This is an Open Source Project for an application that does
> ' stuff, where everyone can contribute something. Kinda like
> ' the swiss army knife of applications...
> ' --------------------------------

Public Sub Main()
'Do Stuff's Main Sub

End Sub

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Bob Butler

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"Galen Somerville" <ga...@del.surewest.net> wrote in message
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make it a computed GoSub and throw in a Goto or two for good measure; BTW,
there will of course be no consistent coding standards used for this, right?

Alan Silver

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Jan 6, 2004, 9:33:27 AM1/6/04
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In article <unr9vv8bqri8aljhi...@4ax.com>, Andrew Faust
<afa...@araydme.com.messed-up> writes

>>Aw, the OP just wants a program that does stuff ;-) I've written many
>>programs over the years, and lo and behold, they all do stuff! <g>
>
>The last program I wrote that was supposed to do stuff had a bug in it.

I once read a great quote that pointed out that every program has at
least one bug and at least one redundant instruction. Therefore, by a
process of recursion (or is it induction?), every program can be reduced
to a single operation - that doesn't work !!

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Alan Silver

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Jan 6, 2004, 9:35:59 AM1/6/04
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In article <#dKmG0V0...@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl>, Rick Rothstein
<rickNOS...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> writes

>That sounds like a good idea. Let me start...
>
> Option Explicit
> DefObj A-Z
End

That's it !! Project finished !!

>Okay, now that we have a firm start, let's see the rest of you get off
>your duffs and fill in the rest of the code.<g>

I did, what d'you think ?

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Alan Silver

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Jan 6, 2004, 9:35:25 AM1/6/04
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In article <#qk02nV0...@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl>, Veign
<NOSPAM...@veign.com> writes

>Good point...
>
>Maybe we should start an Open Source Project for an application that
>does stuff, and then everyone can contribute something. Kinda like the
>swiss army knife of applications...Would be interesting to see what the
>application would look like and do..

Can I contribute the really useful error messages. I'm good at writing
them. I had high acclaim for "Can't do stuff right now" and was nearly
nominated for a Grammy Award for "Get lost, I'm busy".

I feel my contribution to the project would be invaluable.

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Alan Silver

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Jan 6, 2004, 9:34:09 AM1/6/04
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In article <OAyO1XU...@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl>, Veign
<NOSPAM...@veign.com> writes

>Is this thread going on too long?<g>

For what ? I'm bored, therefore this thread is just what I need. I can
pretend to work, but not actually think (pretty much like every day now
I come to think about it ...)

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Alan Silver

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In article <vmt9vvst305tiuhof...@4ax.com>, Jason
<Do...@Mail.ME> writes
>I dont want to start a flame war.

You're dead boring sometimes !!

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Joe "Nuke Me Xemu" Foster

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"Alan Silver" <alan-...@furry-ferret.prestwich-smile-gemach.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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option base 0
option compare binary
option explicit
defobj a-z

sub main()
msgbox "hello, world!"
end sub

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Alan Silver

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Jan 6, 2004, 1:23:08 PM1/6/04
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>> >That sounds like a good idea. Let me start...
>> >
>> > Option Explicit
>> > DefObj A-Z
>> End
>>
>> That's it !! Project finished !!
>>
>> >Okay, now that we have a firm start, let's see the rest of you get off
>> >your duffs and fill in the rest of the code.<g>
>>
>> I did, what d'you think ?
>
>option base 0
>option compare binary
>option explicit
>defobj a-z
>
>sub main()
> msgbox "hello, world!"
>end sub

Nah Joe, you forgot to add the most important line :-

On Error Resume Next

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Bob O`Bob

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Jan 6, 2004, 2:04:32 PM1/6/04
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Alan Silver wrote:
> Veign <NOSPAM...@veign.com> writes
> >Is this thread going on too long?<g>
>
> For what ? I'm bored, therefore this thread is just what I need. I can
> pretend to work, but not actually think (pretty much like every day now
> I come to think about it ...)


...but how can you do that, if you can't do that?


Bob
(actually I think I know just what you mean, but it's more fun
to point out the apparent contradiction, and fun is what this
thread is for...)
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Andrew Faust

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Jan 6, 2004, 5:52:36 PM1/6/04
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On Fri, 2 Jan 2004 12:32:59 -0600 "Larry Serflaten" <serf...@usinternet.com> blurted out:

private sub DoStuff()

do while false
DoEvents
loop

end sub

Joseph M. Ferris

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Jan 6, 2004, 6:20:37 PM1/6/04
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Larry Serflaten wrote:

> Next!

A little recursion...

Sub Main()

Wash()

End Main

Private Sub Wash()

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

End Sub

Private Sub Lather()

DoEvents

End Sub

Private Sub Rinse()

DoEvents

End Sub

Private Sub Repeat()

Wash

End Sub

--Joseph

Bob O`Bob

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Jan 6, 2004, 6:20:43 PM1/6/04
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Now, that depends on one's interpretation.
it could easily be

Private Sub Repeat()
Lather
Rinse
End Sub


which, of course, _does_ have advantages.


Bob

Joseph M. Ferris

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Jan 6, 2004, 6:33:36 PM1/6/04
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Bob O`Bob wrote:

> which, of course, _does_ have advantages.

Especially if we make Lather and Rinse recursive in themselves. :-)

--Joseph

Alan Silver

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In article <3FFB06...@yahoogroups.com>, Bob O`Bob
<filt...@yahoogroups.com> writes

>> >Is this thread going on too long?<g>
>>
>> For what ? I'm bored, therefore this thread is just what I need. I can
>> pretend to work, but not actually think (pretty much like every day now
>> I come to think about it ...)
>
>
>...but how can you do that, if you can't do that?

Doing that doesn't always involve that, unless there's a bit of this in
as well. If that's the case, then that is no worse than this is !!

> Bob
>(actually I think I know just what you mean, but it's more fun
> to point out the apparent contradiction, and fun is what this
> thread is for...)

I haven't a clue what you mean, but it's fun typing rubbish, and fun is
what this thread's for ...

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