Big Bertha Thing sedan

[Tony Lance]

Big Bertha Thing sedan
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/sedan.html
Access page 19K JPG Image
Astrophysics net ring Access Site
Newsgroup Reviews including uk.railway

Painting showing, so called hands up the pole sedan chair.

Caption;-
A Mandarin in his sedan-chair.

Extract;-
Jostling along is a most motley crowd. Here, for example,
comes the handsomely-decorated chair
of a mandarin who is engaged on state business.
Before him run two attendants armed with whips to clear the way,
and behind them are boys carrying large painted boards
on which is written, "Stand aside!" or "Respectful silence, please!"

From the book
The World and Its People
Asia With Special Reference to British Possessions
Published by Thomas Nelson and Sons 1903
Without Author or Editor Name
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing Bertha

First Big Bertha posting was to first aid tent
in OUSA Classical Particle Conf.,
to provide aid and comfort to victims,
who had been set upon by unnamed e-mail thugs.

There was no way to make direct contact,
with shell shocked victim, so we tried Big Bertha.
The trick worked and first victim is well again,
after saying, "At last, a normal man!"
Since then Big Bertha has developed a life of her own
and actually caught some thugs in the act.

First posting consisted of two anecdotes effort and repairs,
from Big Bertha Thing gamma and particle respectively.
Effort was also the last assault rifle shot fired.
Rollover and shotgun below, were the first Big Bertha
sent in anger, with reply to all sender and copy to conf.
Progress and anecdote forward was first cannon shot fired.
Spider and fact(newsletter and readership for astronomy)
was first landmine explosion,
which was not even deployed on OUSA Astronomy.

Big Bertha Thing apology(Rollover)

Please accept my apologies for troubling you.
It will not of course be repeated.
However 3 net surfers have responded
to my call to help out on the Conf., by volunteering.

In emergency situations, needs must.
You and your fellow net surfers number 3, I see.
Net surfers have broad shoulders,
thick skins and I trust, compassion.

Big Bertha Thing shotgun

By way of light relief, a similar general apology,
to the one above, would bring solace and comfort,
to the victims of such well intentioned postings.
Please put it in a Big Bertha and address to conf.
That of course, would be the end of spam.

Tony Lance
tony...@bigberthathing.com
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Newsgroups: microsoft.public.access
From: "Tony Lance" <tonyla...@bigberthathing.com>
Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:33:02 +0100
Local: Thurs, Oct 6 2011 8:33 pm
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing Positive

Big Bertha Thing topic

Hi Larry,
Corporate America, including Microsoft, spamming
newsgroup user big time.
This is on-topic on any microsoft newsgroup.
You do know that my stuff is filtered, your stuff isn't.
Thanks for posting me world wide.
Sending spam replies in full is spam.
Read my site, it is an education in newsgroup postings,
spanning 10 years.
Have fun and chill out.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
tony...@bigberthathing.com
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Newsgroups: microsoft.public.access
From: "Access Developer" <accde...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 6 Oct 2011 13:06:45 -0500
Local: Thurs, Oct 6 2011 7:06 pm
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing Positive

Larry Linson, Microsoft Office Access MVP
Co-author: "Microsoft Access Small Business Solutions", published
by
Wiley
Access newsgroup support is alive and well in USENET
comp.databases.ms-access

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